Adult Dialogues

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

Yeh jism dekh raha hai, resham hai resham ... is pe fisalna bahut aasaan hai ... chahe woh haath ho yah niyat

Are you seeing this body, it is silky ... it is very easy to slip on it ... be it the hand or intention

Gale mein mangalsutra aankhon mein kamasutra

She has a wedding necklace on her neck and kamasutra in her eyes

Neeche waali jab leti hai na ... toh patloon phad ke leti hai

When the girl on the ground gets angry ... then she will rip your pants off

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein

The driver is beautiful ... she doesn't have a single mark on her body

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Do you want the Dundee daddy to spank you on your bums

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ghost ghost ... to hell with you'll

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Do harami ek jaisa kaise sooch lete hain?

How can two bastards think alike?

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

What a thing a woman is ... if you say anything then her face swells ... and if you do anything then her belly swells

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

When death is front of the eyes ... then even the best of the best persons position, becomes like the Gateway of India

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Move on ... you boil from piles!

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating