City and places Dialogues

Bijli giri Musharabad mein aur ghar jala Moradabad mein

There was lightning in Musharabad and the house got burnt in Moradabad

Is shehar mein jab roshni ki aadat padh jaye na ... toh andheron se darr lagne lagta hai

In this city when you get used to the light ... then you start fearing darkness

Hum poore Calcutta ke ... poora Calcutta hamara

I'm completely from Calcutta ... and the entire Calcutta is mine

Neki aur badi mein, haiwaniyat aur insaaniyat mein, kehar aur Kashmir mein kya zinda rahe ... yeh tumhe tay karna hai ... sirf tumhe

Between kindness and selfishness, between inhumanity and humanity, between fear and Kashmir what will stay alive ... you have to decide ... only you

Yeh Mumbai hai, yahan har cheez dikhawa hai jise hum showmanship kehte hai ... sajawat hai jise hum publicity kehte hai ... aur banawat hai jise hum marketing kehte hai

This is Mumbai, here everything is a show which we call showmanship ... it is styling which we call publicity ... and it is making which we call marketing

Yeh shehar jurm ka bhayanak jungle hai ... aur main is jungle ka sher hoon

This city is a dangerous jungle of crime ... and I'm the tiger of this jungle

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

A person should have a smart mind ... since even Gujarat has Surat

Yahan tel bhi hai, adalaton mein bail bhi hai ... Kashmir aur Taj Mahal ke saath, suna hai Tihar jail bhi hai

Here there is oil, and there is bail in the courts also ... along with Kashmir and Taj Mahal, I've heard there is also Tihar jail

Kaun kehta hai qayamat aayegi sab mar jayenge ... hum Bihari hoon pedh pe chad jayenge

Who says that everyone will die when a catastrophe comes ... I'm from Bihar, I'll simply climb up on a tree

Dilli wale dil ke mamle mein kamzor ho sakte hai ... dare ke mamle mein nahi

People from Delhi might be weak at heart ... but not when it comes to a dare

Yeh shehar jitna zameen ke upar hai na ... utna hi zameen ke neeche hai

The height this city has above the ground ... it is that much deeper beneath the ground as well

Court ka ghar mein deri hai ... magar Bandra aur Andheri nahi

Delays are there in a court house ... but it doesn't have Bandra and Andheri in it

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

People of this world don't show me a mirror ... or else I will say "Made In China"

Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye

The father of a young girl is like the watchman of the Taj Mahal ... he is always scared that the Taj Mahal will get dirty by the hands of some dirty person

America phone karke dollaran manga letu ... dollaran, dollaran, dollaran

I'll make a phone call to America and get the dollars ... dollars, dollars, dollars

Koi agar Mumbai mein fail ho jaye ... toh khot Mumbai mein nahi ... us mein hai

If someone fails in Mumbai ... then the problem is not in Mumbai ... it's in them

Hyderabadi sirf biryani ke liye nahi jaane jaate ... qurbani ke liye bhi jaane jaate hai

Hyderabadi's are not only known for biryani ... they're known for giving sacrifice as well

Switzerland jaane wala tujhe Shahabad mein hi hazaron mil jayenge aur desh mein karodon ... lekin sirf gyarah pagal honge jinka kisi ladki ko dekhke goal se dhayan nahi bhatkega ... kyun ki woh kisi pool ya gaadi ke liye goal nahi maar rahe hai ... India ke liye goal maar rahe hai

In Shahabad itself you'll find thousands of guys who want to go to Switzerland, and millions in this country ... but there'll only be eleven mad guys who don't get distracted from their goal when they see a girl ... because they aren't shooting a goal for a pool or a car ... they're shooting a goal for India

Maine kya kya sapne dekhe the ... byah karke honeymoon karne Switzerland jaonga ... lekin ab toh zindagi mein na switzer hai, na land hai, na honey hai, na moon hai

I had dreamt that ... after getting married I'll go to Switzerland for a honeymoon ... but now in my life there is no switzer, there is no land, there is no honey, there is no moon