City and places Dialogues

Yeh Mumbai hai ... yahan bhagwan mil jaata hai lekin ghar nahi

This is Mumbai ... here you can find God but not a house

New York mein jabhi bhi koi sapna tootta hai na ... toh ek taxi driver paida hota hai

In New York whenever a dream breaks ... then a taxi driver is born

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

We beat him in such a way ... that he was straight in Bhilai

Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai

What era are you talking about, I don't understand ... you are older than the VT (Victoria Terminus) station

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

This is not Delhi's parliament, this is my parliament ... here only that person will speak, whom I ask the question

Bambai se zindagi wapas nahi jati ... sirf maut jati hai

From Bombay a life cannot go back ... only death can

Malviya Nagar ke James Bond ... tum kya body language padte ho?

Hey you James Bond of Malviya Nagar ... do you read body language?

Caren hai bahut zyada par tel bahut kam hai ... issi liye Iraq pe giraye gaye itne bomb hai

There are a lot of cars but very less petrol ... that's why there were so many bombs dropped on Iraq

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Let's cut his card out ... and get him to Calcutta

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya

We sent him to America to study ... and he returned as an alien

Bambai chalti do cheezon par hai ... ek luck, doosri local

Mumbai runs on two things ... one luck, and other local train

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan doosro ko girta dekhkar sab haste hai ... magar jab khud girte hai toh hasna bhool jaate hai

This is Mumbai my friend ... here everyone laughs when someone falls ... but when they themselves fall, they forget to laugh

Dilli ki ladki hoon ... dhakke aur ragad ke beech ka farak jaanti hoon

I am a girl from Delhi ... I know the difference between a push and rubbing

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

The air of big cities and the water of small cities ... are very dangerous

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Without an address in this city you will only get bugs and spiders ... not humans

Haath mein hai heeron ka haar ... aur hum dhoond rahe hai Zaveri Bazaar

We have a diamond necklace in the hand ... and we are looking for Zaveri Bazaar (jewellery market)

America ki police ko khoon hone ke do ghante ke paschat pata chalta hai ... aur Roos ki police ko sadhe-teen ke paschat ... aur Cheen ki police ko che ghante ke pashcat ... magar hamari police ko khoon hone ke chaubees ghante pehle pata hota hai ki ... kab, kahan, kis vyakti ka khoon hone waala hai ... aur kaunsa manushya is shubh kaarya ko sampan karne waala hai

The police of America comes to know about a murder after 2 hours ... the police of Russia after 3.5 hours ... and the police of China after 6 hours ... but our police knows about a murder 24 hours in advance ... as to when, where and who will be killed ... and who will be the person who will accomplish this auspicious task

Offers of the day ... close-up toothpaste ke saath 25% free ... cornflakes ke saath random sa plastic khilona free ... A,B ke saath C free ... politician ke saath scam free ... municipality ke saath corruption free ... Mumbai ke saath pollution free ... is friend request ke saath fraaandship free

Offers of the day ... with a close-up toothpaste get 25% free ... with cornflakes get a random plastic toy free ... with A, B get C free ... with a politician get a scam free ... with municipality get corruption free ... with Mumbai get pollution free ... and with this friend request get friendship free

Jungle mein sirf ek sher hota hai ... aur shehar mein sirf ek khalifa ... baki joh hote hai woh sirf hote hai

There can only be one tiger in a jungle ... and there can only be one successor in a city ... everyone else is just useless

Jaldi mein woh chala kaha na goodbye ... ticket lekin gira gaya, ja raha hai Dubai

He left in a hurry without saying goodbye ... but he dropped the ticket, and he is going to Dubai