Pistol ke khel ka bas yahi toh mazaa hai ... jisne pehle chalayi uski jeet ... joh chuk gaya uski maut

The only fun in the game of a pistol is that ... the one who fires first wins ... and the one who misses dies

Main tujhe aaisi maut maroonga ... ki marne ke baad tera bejaan jism mere naam se kaanpega

I'll give you such a death that ... after dying your lifeless body will shiver hearing my name

Main us haramzade ko aaisi bhayanak maut doonga ... ki kaali duniya ka har mujrim gaddari ke naam se kaanp uthega

I'll give that bastard such a scary death ... that every criminal in the black world will shiver from the name of traitor

Mere kanne chakku hai!

I have a knife with me!

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab ... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab

Instead of doing it tomorrow do it today, instead of doing it today do it now ... let's go my goons and let's hit him together

Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

You are my Bobby, you are my Noorie, you are my Julie ... oh my sweetheart I will sacrifice my heart for you

Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

My heart is stuck in the bangles on your hand ... if you shake them then it will break

Jab tak kamyabi ki khushi baantne waala koi apna na ho ... toh us kamyabi ki khushi ka maqsad hi kya hai

Until you have someone of your own to share the happiness of your success ... the happiness from that success has no motive

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... the game of this fat lady is over

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now I'll squeeze the oil out of criminals

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

My name is Chutiya ... I straighten the cot of very smart people

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Jis tarah saanp se zehar alag nahi kar sakte ... ussi tarah jurm se mujrim ko aap alag nahi kar sakte

Like you can't separate poison from a snake ... just like that you can't separate a criminal from crime

Har positive ka negative hota hai ... roshni ke baad andhera zaroor hota hai

Every positive has a negative ... and after daylight comes darkness

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

My name is Chutiya ... I straighten the cot of very smart people

Jab tak kamyabi ki khushi baantne waala koi apna na ho ... toh us kamyabi ki khushi ka maqsad hi kya hai

Until you have someone of your own to share the happiness of your success ... the happiness from that success has no motive

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Let's dance, let's dance, let's dance ... dance!

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Make me sit in the car and I'll become a driver ... make me sit behind and I'll become a cleaner ... if the car breaks down then I'll push it ... and if someone teases you then I'll drink his blood

Yeh shehar jahanum hai, narak hai aur hum hai is shehar ka Yamraj ... kisko, kahan aur kab maarna hai ... yeh hum decide karoonga

This city is hell, misery and I am the God of death of this city ... who, where and when has to die ... I will decide that

Hasso mat ... aaj se tumhare rone ke din shuru ho gaye hai

Don't laugh ... from today the days of your crying start

Yahan ki fikar wahan ka khayal rakha hai ... badi ada se dono jahan sambhal rakha hai

I've taken care of things over here and there ... with a lot of style I've taken care of both the worlds

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... my engine failed after seeing my wife

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... my engine failed after seeing my wife

Main us haramzade ko aaisi bhayanak maut doonga ... ki kaali duniya ka har mujrim gaddari ke naam se kaanp uthega

I'll give that bastard such a scary death ... that every criminal in the black world will shiver from the name of traitor

Main tujhe aaisi maut maroonga ... ki marne ke baad tera bejaan jism mere naam se kaanpega

I'll give you such a death that ... after dying your lifeless body will shiver hearing my name

Jab jab is dharti pe Sita haran karne ke liye koi Ravan aayega ... tab tab Ram ka saath dene ke liye yeh Hanuman aayega

Whenever someone like Ravana will come to kidnap Goddess Sita ... then this helper of Lord Rama will come in the form of Hanuman

Main hoon Nandu sabka bandhu

I am Nandu and everyone's friend

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

We beat him in such a way ... that he was straight in Bhilai

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Whenever the value of sinners rises ... then someone or the other comes to make a Papadum out of the sinners

Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye ... jahan par khatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye

Whoever I got with love, I became their partner ... and wherever I got a bed, I slept right there

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

He is that father of the law who cuddles his duty in his arms, sings a lullaby to put it to sleep ... and makes a fan out of your money bills to blow cold air on it

Yeh jism dekh raha hai, resham hai resham ... is pe fisalna bahut aasaan hai ... chahe woh haath ho yah niyat

Are you seeing this body, it is silky ... it is very easy to slip on it ... be it the hand or intention

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi

I'll make your face red by slapping you so hard that ... for life you won't have to eat betel leaves

Ek mujrim kanoon se bhaag sakta hai ... lekin doosre mujrim se nahi

A criminal can run from the law ... but not from an other criminal

Kanoon jazbaat ki nahi sabooton ki zabaan sunta hai

The law listens to the language of proofs and not emotions

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

We beat him in such a way ... that he was straight in Bhilai

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Sister-in-law whether you treat me as your own or not ... I have come to you as a wedding gift

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

Jaldi se isse chhod ... varna aa jayega kahani mein ek naya modh ... ho jayegi shamshan ki taraf teri daud ... hai koi iska tera paas todh?

Leave him quickly ... or else there will be new turn in the story ... and you'll run towards the mortuary ... now do you have any way to beat this?

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali

Brother is cursing a lot ... looks like I'll have to go to Kullu Manali

Aaj ke zamane mein izzat ussi ki hai ... joh ya toh kisi ka kuch bighad sakta ho ya phir savaar sakta ho

In today's time only that person is respected ... the one who can destroy someone or else the one who can improve someone

Jis tarah saanp se zehar alag nahi kar sakte ... ussi tarah jurm se mujrim ko aap alag nahi kar sakte

Like you can't separate poison from a snake ... just like that you can't separate a criminal from crime

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Let's dance, let's dance, let's dance ... dance!

Zameen pe rhengne waala keeda kitna bhi bada kyun na ho ... usse masalne ke liye pair ka ek angootha hi kaafi hai

No matter how big an insect which crawls on the floor is ... you only need one big toe finger to crush it

Aaisa mat kar havaldaar ... mujhko andhar mat kar mere yaar ... mera bhai hai bada shakti shali ... baja dega woh teri taali ... uske baad tera ho jayega mota pet khali

Hey cop don't do this ... don't lock me up my friend ... my brother is very powerful ... he will make you go crazy ... and after that your fat stomach will become empty

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now I'll squeeze the oil out of criminals

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

You are trying to be Birla ... but don't reach Kerala

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Mr. Sharafat said after drinking gin and Coca-Cola ... that every night we open one new lid

Kuch log joh sochte hai usse paate hai ... aur kuch aise loser hote hai joh sirf apna waqt ganwate hai

Some people attain what they aim for ... and some people are losers who just waste their time

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now the engine of the enemies will derail

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Kardo aaisi ghatna ... woh seedhe pahunche Patna

Do some eventful ... so that he reaches straight to Patna

Yeh shehar jahanum hai, narak hai aur hum hai is shehar ka Yamraj ... kisko, kahan aur kab maarna hai ... yeh hum decide karoonga

This city is hell, misery and I am the God of death of this city ... who, where and when has to die ... I will decide that

Baja toh rahe ho dunka ... par jana na padhe Sri Lanka

You are playing the drums ... but you might have to go to Sri Lanka

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

He is that father of the law who cuddles his duty in his arms, sings a lullaby to put it to sleep ... and makes a fan out of your money bills to blow cold air on it

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... the game of this fat lady is over

Rajneeti mein sabse ahem cheez hoti hai timing

In politics timing is the most important thing

Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte

How should I praise you, as I can't seem to find the words ... and you can't find such great guys in such a low budget

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Make me sit in the car and I'll become a driver ... make me sit behind and I'll become a cleaner ... if the car breaks down then I'll push it ... and if someone teases you then I'll drink his blood

Itne barson ke baad aaj tu mujhe mila ... khush hone ke bajaye seedhe aag ughalne laga

You've met me after so many years ... and instead of being happy, you're directly throwing flames

Ek mujrim kanoon se bhaag sakta hai ... lekin doosre mujrim se nahi

A criminal can run from the law ... but not from an other criminal

Kya cheez ... cut piece

What a girl ... she is like a cut piece

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... mohabbat mein ab tu saare sitam jhel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now bear all the pains in love

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Oh my sweetheart how much will you trouble me for a kiss

Jis tarah aag lakdi ko jalakar raakh kar deti hai ... ussi tarah gussa insaan ki akal ko nighal jaata hai

Just like fire burns wood into ashes ... just like that anger gulps the mind of a person

Jahan dekho ishq ke bimaar baithe hai ... lakhon mar gaye, saikadon taiyaar baithe hai

Everywhere you look, you'll see lovers ... so many have died, but still hundreds more are ready to die in love

Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

I'm such a scoundrel since I bang the drum from both sides ... from there I make money and from here I make my name

Tum meri zindagi mein full stop toh kya comma bhi nahi laga sake ... lekin main tumhari zindagi mein full stop zaroor lagaonga

You couldn't even apply a comma in my life, let go a full stop ... but I will definitely apply a full stop in your life

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

You have done such a great job ... you ripped a loincloth and made it into a handkerchief

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Oh my sweetheart how much will you trouble me for a kiss

Main nafrat ke mohron se dushmani ka shatranj ussi ki bisaat pe khelonga ... aur aaisi maat doonga, aaisi maat doonga ki maut bhi roo padegi

I will play game of enmity with the pawns of hatred on his chess board ... and I will defeat him in such a way, that even death will cry

Itne barson ke baad aaj tu mujhe mila ... khush hone ke bajaye seedhe aag ughalne laga

You've met me after so many years ... and instead of being happy, you're directly throwing flames

Kuch log joh sochte hai usse paate hai ... aur kuch aise loser hote hai joh sirf apna waqt ganwate hai

Some people attain what they aim for ... and some people are losers who just waste their time

Pistol ke khel ka bas yahi toh mazaa hai ... jisne pehle chalayi uski jeet ... joh chuk gaya uski maut

The only fun in the game of a pistol is that ... the one who fires first wins ... and the one who misses dies

Jab tak is jag mein paap ka raj hai ... tab tak Jagraj hai

Till the time sin rules this world ... till then Jagraj will exist

Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

My heart is stuck in the bangles on your hand ... if you shake them then it will break

Tune apni zindagi mein bade bade shaitan dekhe honge ... lekin aaj teri mulaqat shaitanon ke shahenshah Shaadilal se ho rahi hai ... jiske paas insaan toh kya, khud shaitan panah maangne aate hai

You might have seen big devils in your life ... but today you're meeting with the king of devils called Shaadilal ... and forget humans, even devils themselves come to him asking for shelter

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

When you filter 100 bad guys then you get one rascal ... when you filter 100 rascals then you get one bastard ... and this pig has come out after filtering 100 bastards

Agar aashiq ko dhoondna ho toh ... mashooq ki gali mein dhoondo

If you want to find a lover ... then look for him in the street of his love

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali

Brother is cursing a lot ... looks like I'll have to go to Kullu Manali

Abhi pidhi ho, sikandar nahi ho tum ... Bambai ka ek gutter ho, samundar nahi ho tum

You're still small, and not a brave person ... you're a gutter of Mumbai, and not the sea

Jaise bajhti hai ghanti ... vaise hai meri pyari pyari aunty

The way a bell rings ... just like that my aunt is sweet

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

You are trying to be Birla ... but don't reach Kerala

Pyar aur aulad ke bina insaan kabhi khush nahi rehta

A person can never be happy without love and a child

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

What is this Teja Teja ... this Teja Teja

Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

I'm such a scoundrel since I bang the drum from both sides ... from there I make money and from here I make my name

Zameen pe rhengne waala keeda kitna bhi bada kyun na ho ... usse masalne ke liye pair ka ek angootha hi kaafi hai

No matter how big an insect which crawls on the floor is ... you only need one big toe finger to crush it

Main nafrat ke mohron se dushmani ka shatranj ussi ki bisaat pe khelonga ... aur aaisi maat doonga, aaisi maat doonga ki maut bhi roo padegi

I will play game of enmity with the pawns of hatred on his chess board ... and I will defeat him in such a way, that even death will cry

Jurm ki duniya mein aane ke anginat raaste hai ... lekin yahan se bahar jaane ka koi raasta nahi hai

There are countless ways to enter into the world of crime ... but there is not a single way to leave it

Mere kanne chakku hai!

I have a knife with me!

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

When you filter 100 bad guys then you get one rascal ... when you filter 100 rascals then you get one bastard ... and this pig has come out after filtering 100 bastards

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... mohabbat mein ab tu saare sitam jhel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now bear all the pains in love

Main us haramzade ko aaisi bhayanak maut doonga ... ki kaali duniya ka har mujrim gaddari ke naam se kaanp uthega

I'll give that bastard such a scary death ... that every criminal in the black world will shiver from the name of traitor

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

Abhi hamari ek mulaqat aur hogi ... aur woh tumhare liye aakhri hogi

We will meet one more time ... and that one will be your last

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

We beat him in such a way ... that he was straight in Bhilai

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now I'll squeeze the oil out of criminals

Main aaya hoon yahan par tere liye ... aur tu banayi gayi hai mere liye

I have come here for you ... and you are made for me

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... the game of this fat lady is over

Pyar aur aulad ke bina insaan kabhi khush nahi rehta

A person can never be happy without love and a child

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Let's cut his card out ... and get him to Calcutta

Without ticket passenger hamesha dara dara sa lagta hai ... saawan ke andhe ko charon taraf hara hara sa lagta hai

A passenger without ticket is always scared ... and the one who goes blind in spring, sees only greenery everywhere

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Mr. Sharafat said after drinking gin and Coca-Cola ... that every night we open one new lid

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Oh my God father ... you've beaten me all the way to Mahabaleshwar

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main

My name is crime master Gogo ... I remove eyes and play marbles with them

Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye ... jahan par khatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye

Whoever I got with love, I became their partner ... and wherever I got a bed, I slept right there

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi

I'll make your face red by slapping you so hard that ... for life you won't have to eat betel leaves

Yeh duniya bahut badi aur lambi hai ... magar Dhanraj ke haath usse kahin zyada bade aur lambe hai

This world is very big and long ... but the hands of Dhanraj are much bigger and longer than that

Aye sangdil sanam, sahenge hum tera har sitam ... sanam teri kasam, hum dil de chuke sanam

Oh merciless love, I will bear every injustice of yours ... I swear on you love, I have given my heart away

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

He is that father of the law who cuddles his duty in his arms, sings a lullaby to put it to sleep ... and makes a fan out of your money bills to blow cold air on it

Chaand se maathe par chaandi jaise pasina kyun?

Why are you sweating on your moon like forehead?

Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

My heart is stuck in the bangles on your hand ... if you shake them then it will break

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

My little sister is leaving our house today ... I owe her the wedding, and I will get her married many a times, thousand times

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Har insaan ko apni zindagi jeene ka aur apni maut marne ka haq hai ... lekin hum mein maut ko bhoolkar, zindagi ko gaale laga lena chahiye

Every person has the right to live his own life and to die his own death ... but we should forget death and we should hug life

Aaisa mat kar havaldaar ... mujhko andhar mat kar mere yaar ... mera bhai hai bada shakti shali ... baja dega woh teri taali ... uske baad tera ho jayega mota pet khali

Hey cop don't do this ... don't lock me up my friend ... my brother is very powerful ... he will make you go crazy ... and after that your fat stomach will become empty

Jis tarah saanp se zehar alag nahi kar sakte ... ussi tarah jurm se mujrim ko aap alag nahi kar sakte

Like you can't separate poison from a snake ... just like that you can't separate a criminal from crime

Jab jab is dharti pe Sita haran karne ke liye koi Ravan aayega ... tab tab Ram ka saath dene ke liye yeh Hanuman aayega

Whenever someone like Ravana will come to kidnap Goddess Sita ... then this helper of Lord Rama will come in the form of Hanuman

Mein ek nanha sa, pyara sa, chota sa bachcha hoon

I am a tiny, lovable, small baby

Talvar jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan bach jaati hai ... lekin kalam ki nok jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan chali jaati hai

When a sword breaks then a person's life is saved ... but when the tip of a pen breaks then a person loses his life

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Sister-in-law whether you treat me as your own or not ... I have come to you as a wedding gift

Aaisa mat kar havaldaar ... mujhko andhar mat kar mere yaar ... mera bhai hai bada shakti shali ... baja dega woh teri taali ... uske baad tera ho jayega mota pet khali

Hey cop don't do this ... don't lock me up my friend ... my brother is very powerful ... he will make you go crazy ... and after that your fat stomach will become empty

Jahan dekho ishq ke bimaar baithe hai ... lakhon mar gaye, saikadon taiyaar baithe hai

Everywhere you look, you'll see lovers ... so many have died, but still hundreds more are ready to die in love

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Roaming around as tramps you can only spend time ... not your entire life

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

What should I do if I leave you for God? ... eat the sacrament?

Abhi pidhi ho, sikandar nahi ho tum ... Bambai ka ek gutter ho, samundar nahi ho tum

You're still small, and not a brave person ... you're a gutter of Mumbai, and not the sea

Yeh joh paisa hota hai na, iske paon nahi hote hai ... lekin paon waale se sau gunah zyada tezz bhaagta hai

Money has no legs ... but it runs 100 times faster than the people with legs

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Let's cut his card out ... and get him to Calcutta

Suraj paschim se nikal sakta hai ... chandni aag barsa sakti hai ... lekin tujh jaisa mujrim kabhi nahi sudhar sakta

The Sun can rise from the west ... the moonlight can emit fire ... but a criminal like you can never improve

Apun ke dhande ke andhar rishta nahi ... fayda soocha jaata hai

In our business we don't think relations ... we think profit

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Roaming around as tramps you can only spend time ... not your entire life

Jaldi se isse chhod ... varna aa jayega kahani mein ek naya modh ... ho jayegi shamshan ki taraf teri daud ... hai koi iska tera paas todh?

Leave him quickly ... or else there will be new turn in the story ... and you'll run towards the mortuary ... now do you have any way to beat this?

Ameeron ke joh kutte hote hai na, woh kabhi bhaukte nahi hai ... aur jab woh bhaukna shuru karde toh samjho ki unko time khatam ho gaya

The dogs of rich people never bark ... and when they start barking then you should understand that their time has ended

Har insaan ko apni zindagi jeene ka aur apni maut marne ka haq hai ... lekin hum mein maut ko bhoolkar, zindagi ko gaale laga lena chahiye

Every person has the right to live his own life and to die his own death ... but we should forget death and we should hug life

Ghamand toh ek sheesha hai joh toot kar hi rehta hai

Haughtiness is a mirror that has to break

Talvar jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan bach jaati hai ... lekin kalam ki nok jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan chali jaati hai

When a sword breaks then a person's life is saved ... but when the tip of a pen breaks then a person loses his life

Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

I'm such a scoundrel since I bang the drum from both sides ... from there I make money and from here I make my name

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

This mansion and this fort will remain here ... but his pant's string will always be lose ... he was a naughty guy yesterday, he's a naughty guy even today, and he'll be a naughty guy even tomorrow

Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai

The world is round ... within it there is a big hole ... and we both have a big role in it

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... my engine failed after seeing my wife

Deewane ka dimaag hai khali ... bina hope ke hi duniya basa li

This lover's brain is empty ... but still you've settled in your world without any hope

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Inspector Bhinde has come ... with the lock of the law in his hands

Ameeron ke joh kutte hote hai na, woh kabhi bhaukte nahi hai ... aur jab woh bhaukna shuru karde toh samjho ki unko time khatam ho gaya

The dogs of rich people never bark ... and when they start barking then you should understand that their time has ended

Kanoon jazbaat ki nahi sabooton ki zabaan sunta hai

The law listens to the language of proofs and not emotions

Main kaam ko puja maanta hoon ... aur kaam karne wali jagah ko swarg

I believe that work is worship ... and the workplace is heaven

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

You have done such a great job ... you ripped a loincloth and made it into a handkerchief

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... mohabbat mein ab tu saare sitam jhel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now bear all the pains in love

Itni dawaiyan kha raha hoon ki mera poora shareer ek chemist ki dukaan ban gaya hai

I am eating so many medicines that my whole body has become a chemist shop

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Now that I have come, I will steal something and go ... I am from a family of thiefs ... I am Mogambo's nephew, Gogo

Samajhta nahi hai yaar

Why don't you understand my friend

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Mr. Sharafat said after drinking gin and Coca-Cola ... that every night we open one new lid

Hamare dhande ke andar khoon ke rishtey ki keemat pani se bhi kam hoti hai

In our business the value of a blood relationship is even less than water

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

This mansion and this fort will remain here ... but his pant's string will always be lose ... he was a naughty guy yesterday, he's a naughty guy even today, and he'll be a naughty guy even tomorrow

Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

You are my Bobby, you are my Noorie, you are my Julie ... oh my sweetheart I will sacrifice my heart for you

Aye sangdil sanam, sahenge hum tera har sitam ... sanam teri kasam, hum dil de chuke sanam

Oh merciless love, I will bear every injustice of yours ... I swear on you love, I have given my heart away

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

My little sister is leaving our house today ... I owe her the wedding, and I will get her married many a times, thousand times

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Yeh duniya bahut badi aur lambi hai ... magar Dhanraj ke haath usse kahin zyada bade aur lambe hai

This world is very big and long ... but the hands of Dhanraj are much bigger and longer than that

Kabhi kabhi kahin ruk jana hi achcha hota hai ... varna manzil peeche reh jaati hai aur insaan aage nikal jaata hai

Sometimes it is good to stop somewhere ... or else the person moves ahead and the destination stays behind

Main nafrat ke mohron se dushmani ka shatranj ussi ki bisaat pe khelonga ... aur aaisi maat doonga, aaisi maat doonga ki maut bhi roo padegi

I will play game of enmity with the pawns of hatred on his chess board ... and I will defeat him in such a way, that even death will cry

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

My little sister is leaving our house today ... I owe her the wedding, and I will get her married many a times, thousand times

Jab tak is jag mein paap ka raj hai ... tab tak Jagraj hai

Till the time sin rules this world ... till then Jagraj will exist

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Roaming around as tramps you can only spend time ... not your entire life

Jahan dekho ishq ke bimaar baithe hai ... lakhon mar gaye, saikadon taiyaar baithe hai

Everywhere you look, you'll see lovers ... so many have died, but still hundreds more are ready to die in love

Main kaam ko puja maanta hoon ... aur kaam karne wali jagah ko swarg

I believe that work is worship ... and the workplace is heaven

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now the engine of the enemies will derail

Kardo aaisi ghatna ... woh seedhe pahunche Patna

Do some eventful ... so that he reaches straight to Patna

Main aaya hoon yahan par tere liye ... aur tu banayi gayi hai mere liye

I have come here for you ... and you are made for me

Suraj paschim se nikal sakta hai ... chandni aag barsa sakti hai ... lekin tujh jaisa mujrim kabhi nahi sudhar sakta

The Sun can rise from the west ... the moonlight can emit fire ... but a criminal like you can never improve

Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

First think ... and then talk!

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now the engine of the enemies will derail

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali

Brother is cursing a lot ... looks like I'll have to go to Kullu Manali

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Sister-in-law whether you treat me as your own or not ... I have come to you as a wedding gift

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Now that I have come, I will steal something and go ... I am from a family of thiefs ... I am Mogambo's nephew, Gogo

Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai

The world is round ... within it there is a big hole ... and we both have a big role in it

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab ... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab

Instead of doing it tomorrow do it today, instead of doing it today do it now ... let's go my goons and let's hit him together

Shabdon ke teer maar maarkar mujhe aur zakhmi mat kar

Don't injure me more by firing these arrows of words

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main

My name is crime master Gogo ... I remove eyes and play marbles with them

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Oh my God father ... you've beaten me all the way to Mahabaleshwar

Pehle khoon ke baad aadmi kanoon se darta hai ... lekin do-char khoon karne ke baad kanoon aadmi se darta hai

A person is scared from the law after his first murder ... but after two-four murders the law gets scared from that person

Har insaan ko apni zindagi jeene ka aur apni maut marne ka haq hai ... lekin hum mein maut ko bhoolkar, zindagi ko gaale laga lena chahiye

Every person has the right to live his own life and to die his own death ... but we should forget death and we should hug life

Pistol ke khel ka bas yahi toh mazaa hai ... jisne pehle chalayi uski jeet ... joh chuk gaya uski maut

The only fun in the game of a pistol is that ... the one who fires first wins ... and the one who misses dies

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Inspector Bhinde has come ... with the lock of the law in his hands

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Inspector Bhinde has come ... with the lock of the law in his hands

Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte

How should I praise you, as I can't seem to find the words ... and you can't find such great guys in such a low budget

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

Tum meri zindagi mein full stop toh kya comma bhi nahi laga sake ... lekin main tumhari zindagi mein full stop zaroor lagaonga

You couldn't even apply a comma in my life, let go a full stop ... but I will definitely apply a full stop in your life

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Whenever the value of sinners rises ... then someone or the other comes to make a Papadum out of the sinners