Marriage and wedding Dialogues

Is duniya mein sirf do hi kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jeevit aur doosre vivahit

There are only two kinds of people who exists in this world ... one who are living and second who are married

Kehdo uss bade baap ki beti se ke uske samaaj mein shaadi byah ek khel hoga, joh kagaz pe kiye hue dastakhat se bhi toda ja sakta hai ... lekin hamare samaaj mein hum usse puja mante hai ... agni ke saath pheron ke baad yeh bandhan atoot ho jata hai

Go tell that rich mans daughter that in her society marriage is a game, which can be broken with a signature on paper ... but in our society we worship it ... and after the seven rounds around the fire this relationship becomes unbreakable

Shaadi woh pavitra bandhan hai joh baaki saare bandhano ko kamzor bana deta hai

Marriage is that pure bond which makes all other bonds weak

Na rahega bambu, na rahega tambu ... na rahega tent, aur na hogi engagement

Neither there will be a bamboo, nor there will be a shelter ... neither there will be a tent, nor there will be any engagement

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Shaadi ke baad toh ajnabi apne ban jaate hai ... aur apne ajnabi

After marriage strangers become our dear ones ... and our dear ones become strangers

Zindagi ko jaana humne kareeb se ... shaadi karenge toh sirf gareeb se

We understand life much better now ... and we'll marry only a poor person

Izzatdar aur bazaru aurat mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... suhaag ki nishani mangalsutra

There is only one difference between a respectful and a disrespectful woman ... the sign of being married, that is her wedding necklace

Shaadi ho yah barbadi ... phool toh har jagah lagte hai

Be it a wedding or a death ... flowers are needed everywhere

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

With marriage you not only get engagement ring and wedding ring ... but there is one more ring that you get ... suffering

Agar shaadi se pehle tum itni tension logi na ... toh shaadi ho na ho ... sugar aur BP dono ho jayegi

If you take on so much tension before getting married ... then whether you get married or not ... you'll definitely suffer from diabetes and blood pressure

Shaadi shuda zindagi ki buniyad hai ... pati aur patni ka ek doosre par atal vishvas

The foundation of a married life is ... the strong trust of a husband and wife on each other

Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai

Is this a wedding going on or a TV serial about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ... it's just not ending

Shaadi ek sandal ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle se agar woh ghis jaye toh baad mein sirf maarne ke kaam aati hai

Marriage is like a sandal ... if it tears beforehand then later it can only be useful for beating

Wedding you two ... planning us two

You two get wedded ... we two will do the planning

Aurat ka swarg uske pati ki charno mein hai, shaadi ke pavitra bandhan mein hai ... pyar ki khokli duniya mein nahi

Heaven for a woman is in the feet of her husband, is in the pure bond of marriage ... and not in the empty world of love

Kunwari ladki ek patang ki tarah hoti hai ... joh shaadi se pehle apni marzi se khuli hawa mein idhar udhar udhti phirti hai ... lekin phir kismat ki patang se pech ladta hai ... aur woh katkar apne pati ki aangan mein aa girti hai

An unmarried girl is like a kite ... who before marriage flies here and there as she wishes in the open air ... but then she battles with the kite of destiny ... and then she gets cut off and falls into the courtyard of her husband

Shaadi ke baad ek gulab se biwi nahi maanti ... pyar, ishq aur mohabbat ka poora guldasta dena padta hai

After marriage a wife does not agree with a single rose ... you have to give a whole bouquet of love and romance

Jabse huyi hai shaadi, aasoon baha raha hoon ... aafat gale padi hai, usko nibha raha hoon

Ever since I got married, I am shedding tears ... the pain is in my neck, and I am carrying it

Bihar mein teen tarah se jodiyan banti hai babu ... himmat walo ki arranged jodi ... kismat walo ki love jodi ... aur dahej ke lalchiyon ki jabariya jodi

In Bihar you'll find three types of couples ... an arranged marriage couple who have the courage ... a love marriage couple who are lucky ... and a forced marriage couple who are greedy for dowry