Marriage and wedding Dialogues

Begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana ... begane shootout mein jaan mat gawana

Just like an uninvited guest in a wedding ... don't lose your life in an unwanted shootout

Aaj bajegi shehnai, ghar mein aayegi lugai ... main tere baap ka banoonga jamai

Today the shehnai will play, a woman will come in the house ... and I'll become a live in son-in-law to your father

Shaadiyan mahurat se hoti hai ... par pyar ka koi mahurat nahi hota hai ... na rang hota hai ... aur na koi ling hota hai

Marriages happen on auspicious dates ... but there are no auspicious dates when it comes to love ... neither does it have a particular colour ... and nor does it have a particular gender

Shaadi toh kabhi na tootne waala ek bandhan hai, ek haqeeqat hai ... yeh woh rishta hai joh saans tootne ke baad hi tootta hai

Marriage is a bond that can never break, it's a reality ... it's a relationship which breaks only when we stop breathing

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Tum jaise log na shaadi se pehle maine pyar kiya ... aur shaadi ki baat aayi toh yeh maine kya kiya

People like you say I love you before marriage ... and when it comes to marriage then you say what have I done

Baandha na mangalsutra maine kabhi kisi ko ... tum ghabrao ya chillao, baandhonga main tumhi ko

I've never tied a wedding necklace on someone ... you may be scared and shouting, but I'll tie it on you only

Meri shaadi mere sapne se ho chuki hai

I am married to my dream

Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai

When a marriage gets a few years old ... then to run it you don't need two people, you need three

Mummy daddy meri shaadi karva rahe hai ... Sunday ko ladke waale ghar aa rahe hai ... meri baraat mein tum bhi aao ... koi pyara sa tofha lao ... jee na jalao

Mom and dad are getting me married ... the guy's family is coming to my house on Sunday ... you also come in my wedding procession ... bring some lovely gift ... and don't hurt my heart

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

My little sister is leaving our house today ... I owe her the wedding, and I will get her married many a times, thousand times

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade

This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

Shaadi janam janam ka bandhan hai ... aur yeh bandhan swarg mein hi tay ho jaata hai

Marriage is a bond of multiple life's ... and this bond is decided in heaven itself

Phere hone ke baad beti baap ke ghar nahi ... pati ke ghar jati hai

After getting married a daughter does not go to her dads house ... she goes to her husbands house

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

Yehi toh problem hai arranged marriage ki ... love marriage mein mehnat karni padti hai na ... arranged marriage mein pakki-pakai parosi huyi ladki samne mil jaati hai na

This is the problem in arranged marriage ... to be in a love marriage you have to work hard ... but in an arranged marriage you get a girl ready to go in front of you

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Marriage is the price that a man pays for sex ... and sex is the price that a woman pays for marriage

Tu arrange shaadi karegi?

Will you do an arranged marriage?

Yeh maa baap bhi bade ajeeb log hote hai ... pehle pareshaan rehte hai ki bachcha padhega ki nahi ... phir pareshaan rehte hai ki usse job milegi ki nahi ... phir pareshaan rehte hai ki unki shaadi-waadi hogi ki nahi

Parents are a very strange people ... first they are worried that their child will study or not ... then they are worried if he will get a job or not ... then they are worried if he will get married or not

Kehte hain maut bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... lekin main maut ke samne roz khada ho jaata hoon ... begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana bankar

It is said that death comes without any invitation ... but I stand in front of death everyday ... just like an uninvited guest in a wedding