Marriage and wedding Dialogues

Sher Khan ne shaadi nahi ki toh kya hua ... lekin baaraatein bahut dekhi hai

So what if Sher Khan is not married ... he has seen a lot of processions

Yeh joh sagai aur shaadi ke beech ka waqt hota hai na ... bahut adhbut hota hai

The time between engagement and wedding ... is very surreal

Shaadi ke mandap mein pallu se ghaant baandhane waala pati nahi hota ... balki patni ki zindagi ki guthiyan suljhane waala pati hota hai ... pavitra agni ke gird phere lene waala pati nahi hota ... balki patni ke jeevan ko har aag se bachane waala pati hota hai

A husband is not someone who ties the knot with his dress on the wedding stage ... instead a husband is someone who solves the problems of life for the wife ... a husband is not someone who walks arounds the holy fire ... instead a husband is someone who protects the wife from every fire of her life

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

There is a big similarity between medicine and marriage ... if you don't get both on time, then a lot of problems come along

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

If girls would marry just by looking at the face ... then half the guys in India would be bachelors

Shaadi karega? ... saala jhandu!

You want to get married? ... bloody jerk!

Kanoon shaadi ko todh sakta hai ... pyar ko nahi

The law can break a marriage ... but not love

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

Meri shaadi ho chuki hai, magar maut se

I am married, but with death

Shaadi ek yagya hota hai ... jis mein aadmi ko sukh paane ke liye apne ahankar ki aahuti deni padti hai

Marriage is a ritual ... in which a person to sacrifice their ego the achieve happiness

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai ... arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai ... lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai

In love marriage a man goes into the well at his own wish ... in arranged marriage the man's full family throws him into the well ... but no matter what the man goes in the well

Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai

I know that love is blind ... but marriage is an eye-opener

Shaadi aur kuch sikhaye na sikhaye ... acting karna sikha deti hai

Marriage may teach you a few things ... but it definitely teaches you how to act

Ruk jhao ... yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti

Stop ... this marriage cannot happen

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Why is it that in marriages and weddings we burst crackers, play the music ... and announce in the whole city that I am going to having sex today?

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Jab dil se dil ki shaadi hoti hai na ... toh us mein na baraatiyon ki zaroorat hoti hai na kisi aur cheez ki ... us mein tamannao ki baraat nikalti hai aur khushiyon ki

When a heart gets married to a heart ... then in that you don't need guests nor anything else ... in that there is a wedding procession of wishes and happiness

Kothe ki santan sirf ek raat ke liye dulhan banti hai ... umar bhar ke liye nahi ... woh daulat ke tarazu mein tulkar apni nath utarwaati hai ... byah karke suhagraat nahi manati

A child of a brothel can only become a bride for one night ... not for the entire life ... she gives up her virginity after being weighed on the scale of money ... and she doesn't get married and celebrates her wedding night

Bachpan se hi naa ... mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god

Since childhood ... I have been crazy about getting married, swear on god