Marriage and wedding Dialogues

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

The chewing gum of their marriage has slowly lost its taste ... now neither can you spit it nor can you swallow it

Agar begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana banke ghus gaya ... toh doli ke uthne se pehle sarkari goli se woh uth jayega

If Abdullah crashes into a strangers wedding ... then he'll die from a police bullet even before the bride's palanquin departs

Romance time dekh karke todhi na aata hai ... romance bhi divorce ki tarah ho jaata hai bas

Romance doesn't happen looking at the time ... romance also happens by itself, just like divorce

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

If you don't get married in time ... then a man gets wandered

Shaadi byah ke mamle mein ... aate mein namak jitna jhoot chalta hai

When it comes to marriages and weddings ... a small lie to the extent of salt in a dough, is ok

Maine kya kya sapne dekhe the ... byah karke honeymoon karne Switzerland jaonga ... lekin ab toh zindagi mein na switzer hai, na land hai, na honey hai, na moon hai

I had dreamt that ... after getting married I'll go to Switzerland for a honeymoon ... but now in my life there is no switzer, there is no land, there is no honey, there is no moon

Tofhe toh liye jaate hai ... lekin mangalsutra apnaya jaata hai

Gifts are accepted ... but the wedding necklace is adopted

Khoob phulegi phalegi beti Harparsad ki ... baap ne toh karke shaadi zindagi barbaad ki

The daughter of Harparsad will blossom and grow ... but the father has destroyed his life by getting married

Ek ladki jab saari bandkar, gale mein phoolon ka haar dalkar, ladke ke saath apna pallu bandkar agni ke saat phere leti hai ... toh woh phere uski zindagi ko phira dalte hai

When a girl wears a saari, puts a flower garland in her neck, ties her scarf to a guys dress and takes 7 rounds around the holy fire ... then those rounds spin her world around

Main nakaamyab hoon yeh sach hai .... par jaanti ho, is ghar mein mujhse bhi nakaamyab kya hai? ... hamara rishta ... hamari shaadi

It is true, I am unsuccessful ... but do you know, what is more unsuccessful in this house? ... our relationship ... our marriage

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

The one who loves married women ... he always refuses from getting married

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

So what if I am not married, I celebrate the nuptial night everyday ... so what if I don't have a husband, I meet millionaires everyday

Pehli baar jana ki chudi bhari kalaiyon ka matlab suhaag hota hai ... pehli baar jana ki subah ghar se nikle mard ke lautte kadamo ki aahat sunane ki koshish ko intezar kehte hai ... pehli baar jana ki biwi kehlane se hi aurat ke jism mein rooh padti hai

For the first time I understood that a wrist full of bangles means to be married ... for the first time I understood that trying to listen to the footsteps of a man returning back home is called as waiting ... for the first time I understood that only when a woman is called a wife, a soul enters her body

Hum woh pandit hain ... joh shaadi bhi karate hain, aur shraadh bhi

I am that pandit ... who conducts a marriage, and also death anniversary rituals

Shaadi duniya ko dikhane ke liye nahi ... duniya mein rehne ke liye ki jaati hai

A marriage is not done to show to the world ... it's done to stay in the world

Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Shaadi sirf char pheron ke bandhan ka naam nahi hota ... shaadi toh woh hai jahan dil se dil mile ... jab tak ek doosre ke man mandir mein ek doosre ki murat nahi bas jaati ... us shaadi ka koi matlab nahi hota

Marriage is just not the name of taking four rounds around the holy fire ... marriage is something that connects a heart to a heart ... until the idol of each other resides in each others heart ... till then that marriage has no meaning

Ladki jab ek baar suhag ka joda pehenle aur uski shaadi na ho ... toh wohi joda uske liye kafan ban jaata hai

When a girl wears a bride's dress and then if she doesn't get married ... then that dress becomes a shroud for her