Money Dialogues

Mumbai mein insaan ki keemat uski supari se hoti hai

The value of a person in Mumbai is determined by the amount of money that is paid to kill him

Dil tootne ka ek side effect yeh bhi hota hai ... ki bill bhi choot jaate hai

One side effect of a heart break is also that ... even the bills get left behind

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?

You were raising the funds inside the skirt, right?

Bol bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai

Tell tell where have you hidden the diamonds

Saala kharcha pani todh pani kare apun ... aur maal pani le jaye yeh saala

Bloody we do all the hard work ... and this bloody guy takes all the money

Zindagi mein jitni zaroori mohabbat hai ... utni hi zaroori daulat bhi hai

Money is necessary in life ... just as much as love is necessary in life

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

The buffalo belongs to the one who has the stick ... now give me the cash

Ek aurat ke liye uske pati ke pyar ke bina duniya ki tamaam daulat, saare sukh ke samaan ... us bejaan kagaz ke phool ki tarah hote hai ... jin mein banavati rang toh hote hai lekin zindagi ki khushboo nahi hoti

For a woman all the wealth and all the luxuries of the world, without her husband ... are like those lifeless paper flowers ... which have artificial colours in them but not the fragrance of life

Yeh business waale kisike dost nahi hote ... yeh sirf paise ke dost hote hai

These businessmen are not friends with anyone ... they are only friends with money

Yeh batting ka nahi, betting ka zamana hai ... aaj kal khelne ka kam, out hone ka zyada paisa milta hai

This is the era of betting, not batting ... nowadays you get less money to play and more to get out

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

No government in this world has made such notes ... which can buy a son from his father

Signal pe khada hawaldar sau rupaye mein meherban hai ... naam tumhara Khan toh aatankvadi poora khandan hai ... wahan apne hi ghar mein pankhe pe latak raha kisaan hai ... lekin mera desh mahaan hai

The traffic cop standing on the signal will let you go for 100 bucks ... if your name is Khan then it means that your entire family is a terrorist ... over there a farmer is hanging himself from a fan in his own house ... but still you're saying that our country is great

Izzat hamare jeevan ka updesh hai ... daulat toh sirf jeene ka sadhan hai

Respect is the moral of our life ... and money is just a mean for living

Sui ke is chote se chhed mein se oont jaisa bhari bharkam janwar guzar sakta hai ... magar ishwar ke raj mein daulat ka pujari kabhi nahi ja sakta ... kyun ki wahan daulat ka koi mol nahi

A big animal like camel can pass through the small hole of a needle ... but under the rule of god, a money worshipper won't be able to pass ... because there is no value for money there

Izzat, zillat, shohrat aur maut ... upar waale ke haath mein hai

Honour, humiliation, wealth and death ... is in the hands of God

Daulat se kai zyada ooncha darja us insaan ka hota hai ... jiske usool aur adarsh oonche ho ... aur jinhe banaye rakhne ke khatir woh badi se badi qurbani de sakta hai

Bigger than money is the status of a person ... who has high principles and values ... and for maintaining them he can even give the biggest sacrifice

Tere paas bungla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, sab kuch hai ... lekin mere paas maal hai

You have a bungalow, you have a car, you have bank balance, you have everything ... but I have the goods

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

No one can steal ... dancing from the Gujaratis ... the underwear from a Tarzan's body ... and money from Chetan's and Bhagat's hand

Auraton ke shareer ka sauda karke daulat kamane waale log toh maine dekhe the ... lekin apni maa ka sauda karne waala dalaal maine apni zindagi mein pehli baar dekha hai

In my life I have seen people who make money by selling womens body ... but for the first time in my life I am seeing a broker who deals by selling his mother

Paise mein badi taqat hoti hai ... jinke paas paisa nahi hai na, unse toh unke apne bhi nazar pher lete hai ... aur jinke paas paisa hai, unke gair tak apne ho jaate hai

Money has a lot of power ... those who don't have money, they lose their near and dear ones ... and those who have money, even strangers become their near and dear ones