Money Dialogues

Sari umar gavah di kamane mein paisa ... aur bad mein yahi saala paisa ban gaya apne dushman jaisa

I spent all my life in earning money ... and later this bloody money became like my enemy

Bungle mein rahenge ... gadi mein ghumenge ... noton pe sooenge

We will stay in a bungalow ... go out in a car ... sleep on money

Pehle payment phir enjoyment

Pay first and then enjoy

Politics bahut kuch deti hai ... paise, power, position, pehchaan ... magar bahut kuch le bhi leti hai ... aur issi lein dein mein insaan kabhi kabhi bahut door nikal jaata hai ... kabhi khud se aur kabhi apno se

Politics gives you a lot ... money, power, position, identity ... but it takes a lot from you as well ... and sometimes in this exchange a person goes really far away ... sometimes far away from himself and sometimes far away from dear ones

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Life mein paise kamane ke alava kuch daan punya ka bhi kaam kiya karo ... aatma ke liye acha hota hai

In life other than earning money you should do some donations as well ... it is good for your soul

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

To impress you I could have given you a necklace worth 25 lakhs rupees ... but without the price you'll think it is worth 25 rupees ... and I can't give it with the price tag

Paise se dushmani badh sakti hai ... pan dushmani se paisa nahi badh sakta

Enmity can grow with money ... but money can't grow with enmity

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

The name of a common man comes only twice ... once on his wedding card using his father's money ... and second after he dies, for free in the newspaper

Dosti joh hai na, bahut pavitra hai ... isko dosti hi rehne de ... iske upar pet, paisa, roti iski parchai na padne de

Friendship is very holy ... let it be friendship only ... don't allow the shadow of stomach, money, food to fall on it

Insaan ki sabse badi daulat hai uski insaaniyat, uska character

The biggest wealth of a person is his humanity, his character

Daulat waalon ki duniya mein baimaani ka daakhla band hai ... baimaani agar aati hai toh noton ka naqab audkar imaandari ban jaati hai

The entry for dishonesty is closed in the world of the rich ... and if dishonesty comes, then it wears the mask of money and turns in honesty

Sharifon ki izzat paison se zyada keemti hoti hai

Respect for honest people is more expensive than money

Aaj kal maar se nahi, maal se kaam chalta hai

These days to gets things done you need money, not beatings

Joh log mere raaste mein aate hai unke saath football ki tarah khelna ... aur joh log mujhe paisa dekar khareedte hai unke liye goal karna meri hobby hai

It's my hobby to play them as a football, those who come in my way ... and to score goals for those who buy me with money

Hamari duniya daulat aur maut ka woh chakravyuh hai ... jis mein ek baar dakhil ho jao, toh koi vapsi nahi

Our world is such a labyrinth of money and death ... in which once you enter, then there is no return

Haram ka paisa jab aata hai na ... toh insaan harami ban jata hai

When illegal money comes along ... then a person becomes a bastard

Jahan paisa hota hai wahan jurm hai ... jahan jurm hota hai wahan khauff ... aur jahan khauff hota hai wahan mere jaisa mujrim

Where there is money there is crime ... where there is crime there is fear ... and where there is fear there are criminals like me

Main toh aaj tak samajhta tha ki daulat insaan ko sirf pagal banati hai ... par main dekh raha hoon ... daulat insaan ko soovar bhi bana deti hai

I use to think that money only made a human go mad ... but I am seeing that ... money also turns a human into a pig

Businessman woh hota hai joh poori imaandari ke saath ... apne waqt, apne hunar, apni kaabiliyat ka sauda karne ke baad muhafza kamata hai

A businessman is one who with all his honesty ... uses his time, his talent, his potential on a trade and then earns money