Money Dialogues

Duniya mein do cheezein aaisi hai jinhe koi bhi nahi chupa sakta ... ek husn aur doosri daulat

There are two things in the world that no one can hide ... first a beautiful body and second money

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

I don't shop with the ladies, you know why? ... they bargain a lot

Time badal gaya hai ... time ke saath cheezon ki definition bhi ... aaj joh paisa leke kaam kare woh imaandar hai ... joh paise leke kaam na kare woh corrupt hai

Time has changed ... and with time the definition of things have also changed ... today the one who takes bribe and does the work is honest ... and the one who takes bribe and doesn't do the work is corrupt

Paisa kamane mein time lagta hai ... churane mein nahi

It takes time to earn money ... not to steal it

Zyada paisa aaye toh neend nahi aati ... neend aaye toh zyada paisa nahi aata

When a lot of money comes then you can't sleep ... and when you sleep a lot of money can't come

Is duniya mein kisi bhi cheez ko haasil karne ke liye teen tarike ki power chahiye ... money power, political power, muscle power

To acquire anything in this world you need 3 types of power ... money power, political power, muscle power

Anaaj toh bahut pehda hota hai seth ... magar usse gareebon ke pet nahi tum logon ke godaam bhare jaate hai ... tabhi toh tum logon ki tijori mein rakha hua paisa nahi gina ja sakta ... magar gareebon ke jism ki pasliyan zaroor gini ja sakti hai

A lot of crops get harvested sir ... but your warehouses are filled with it, instead of the stomach of poor people ... and that's why the money stored in your vault's cannot be counted ... but the bones within the bodies of poor people can definitely be counted

Sirf daulat kamane se kuch nahi hota hai ... aadmi kamana bhi zaroori hota hai

Nothing happens by only earing money ... it is important to earn people also

Yere yere pausa, tula deto paisa ... paisa saala khota, paus aala motha

Oh rain do come, I'll give you money ... the money was bloody fake, and the rain came fast

Daulat se tu mahal khareed sakta hai, gaadiyan khareed sakta hai, chaaplusi karne waale dost khareed sakta hai ... magar gaaliyon mein duayen dene waala yeh baap nahi khareed sakta

With money you can buy a mansion, you can buy cars, you can buy friends who butter you ... but you can't buy a father who prays for you, even when he scolds you

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein

After earning unlawful money a man can only be found in two places ... in the alcohol drums or in the bed of a prostitute

Mere aadmi daulat khaate hai, daulat peete hai, daulat jeete hai, daulat soote hai

My people eat money, drink money, live money, sleep money

Is duniya mein sabse taqatwar bhagwan paisa hai paisa ... chahe jitna bada gunaah karlo, jurm karlo ... noton ki chaddar mein sab kuch dhak jaata hai

The most powerful god in this world is money ... no matter how big an offence or crime commit ... everything gets covered under the sheet of money

Jab gareeb ka khoon khaulta hai ... toh uske gusse ke sailaab mein daulat ke bade se bade pahad toot jaate hai

When the blood of a poor person boils ... then in that flood of anger even the biggest mountain of money breaks apart

Ameer se uski daulat aur gareeb se uski izzat cheen lo ... toh hamesha hamesha ke liye mar jayega

If you snatch the wealth from the rich and diginity from the poor ... then they will die forever

Yeh daulat bhi kya cheez hai ... jiske pass jitni bhi aati hai ... kam hi lagti hai

Money is so strange ... no matter how much one gets ... it just doesn't seem enough

Ab Gandhiji ko hi le lo ... puri zindagi ahinsa ahinsa ke peeche bhaagte rahe ... aur humne unki photo aaisi cheez par chaap di ... joh hinsa ki sabse badi jhad hai ... paisa

Just take the case of Gandhi ... his whole life he ran behind non-violence ... and we put his picture on such a thing ... which is the biggest cause of violence ... money

Amir se amir aadmi kabhi kabhi itna gareeb ho jaata hai ... ki uske paas paise ke sivah kuch nahi hota

Even the richest person sometimes becomes so poor ... that other than money he has nothing

Jeb mein Laxmikant ho toh life Pyarelal ban hi jaati hai

When you have money in your pocket then life becomes happy

Agar paisa ban sakta tha ... toh maine banaya hai

If there was money to be made ... then I have made money