Money Dialogues

Aadmi janam se juari hota hai ... taqdeer ki baat hai ki kuch log jua mein sab kuch haar jaate hai aur kuch log crorepati ban jaate hai

Humans are gamblers by birth ... it's just a matter of luck that some people lose everything in gambling and some people become millionaires

Paise nahi toh kya hua ... pyar toh hai unlimited

So what if I don't have money ... I have unlimited love

If there is love ... toh tees rupaye aur ek cup coffee enough hai happiness ke liye

If there is love ... then Rs. 30 and one cup of coffee is enough for happiness

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

I'm a hair from police's nose, an armour of justice, I'm Sergeant Bankelal ... now come on give me two rupees

Hamari country mein jab tak black nahi diya toh naya ghar nahi khareed sakte ... dahej nahi diya toh shaadi nahi hoti

In our country until you give black money you can't buy a new house ... and if you don't give dowry then a marriage can't happen

Duniya mein har aurat ek bikau maal hai ... woh chahe toh ghar mein bikke, chahe bazar mein ... kabhi woh paise ke liye bikti hai, kabhi ghar grahasti ke liye ... kahin woh khud bikti hai apni marzi se, kahin woh bech dali jaati hai

In this world every woman is there to be sold ... she either sells in the house or in the market ... sometimes she is sold for money and sometimes for household duties ... somewhere she sells herself at her own wish and somewhere she is sold

Mere pass police hai, power hai, paisa hai ... tere pass kya hai?

I have police, power, money ... what do you have?

Meri jaidaat se main tumhe bedakhal karta hoon

I evict you from my wealth

Humse poocho ki haqeeqat kya hai ... tum jisse apni mohabbat de do, usko daulat ki zaroorat kya hai

Ask me what's the reality ... the person whom you'll give your love, has no need for money

Paise ... aaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?

Money ... what money are you asking for?

Pyar toh bhagwan ka vardaan hai aur paisa insaan ka banaya hua zehar ... zaada ho jaane par usse maar dalta hai

Love is a blessing of God and money is poison made by humans ... it kills a human when it's in excess

Jeb se kangley hai aur khareedne bungaley hai

He doesn't have money in his pocket and he wants to buy a bungalow

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde

By the grace of Goddess Laxmi I have so much money that, I can buy your shop on the festival of Dhanteras and gift it to you itself

Har badi daulat ke peeche koi na koi jurm hota hai

Behind every great fortune there is a crime

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

If you don't smoke then you will never get sick ... firstly you will save money and secondly you will have a strong body

Paisa kamane ke do raaste hai ... ek shortcut aur doosra chota shortcut

There are two ways to make money ... shortcut and small shortcut

Behisaab power ya beshumar paisa ... in dono mein se mujhe ek toh chahiye

Outrageous power or abundant money ... I need either one of the two

Bachana woh seekhta hai joh zyada kamana nahi jaanta

The one who learns to save doesn't know how to earn more money

Pyar paise se nahi khareeda ja sakta ... usse paane ke liye toh puja karni padti hai

You can't buy love with money ... you have to pray to attain love

Hamare mulk mein ek aadmi ko dus rupaiya ko gyarah rupaiya banane mein zindagi khap jaati hai ... lekin dus lakh ko gyarah lakh banana baayen haath ka khel hai

In our country it takes a person his entire life to turn 10 rupees into 11 rupees ... but turning 10 lakhs into 11 lakhs is very easy