Money Dialogues

Tumhare paas sirf do raaste hain ... ek tumhe phansi ke phande tak pahuncha sakta hai ... doosra tumhe crorepati bana sakta hai

You only have two choices ... one can take you to death ... and the other can make you a millionaire

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

I'll chew and spit you out like tobacco ... I'll grill you on the road like corn ... I'm a crisp money bill and you're like coin change ... I'm the king of the jungle and you're a dwarf like Appu Raja

Daulat aapke is ghar ke nizaam ko zaroor badal sakti hai ... lekin vidhi ke vidhan ko nahi badal sakti

Wealth can definitely change the ruler of your house ... but it can't change destiny

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

With flour there will only be loss ... if you'll eat cabbage then you're shop will close down ... if you'll eat butter then you're shutter will come down ... with onion your interest will rise and with sauce you'll only bear loss ... that's why only eat lentils and earn a lot of money

Aag petrol ko nahi chhodti ... nevla saanp ko nahi chhodta ... aur jab main paison ka hisaab jodhta hoon toh main apne baap ko nahi chhodta

Fire doesn't leave petrol alone ... a mongoose doesn't leave a snake alone ... and when I account for my money then I don't even leave my father alone

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Marwadi people keep tobacco powder in their pocket ... and they keep money in their ass

Baatein karodo ki aur dakshina kaudiyo ki

You talk about crores and you remunerate hardly anything

Ghar ki izzat sanskaro par khadi hoti hai ... daulat ke dherro par nahi

The respect of the house stands on culture ... not on stacks of money

Mohabbat ho ya jung ... do hi cheezein jeeta sakti hai ... ek rokda aur doosra danda

Be it love or war ... only two things can help you win ... one money and other stick

Na maal tera, na maal mera ... yeh maal hai bas maal-e-ganimat ... badhe buzurgon ne sach kaha hai ... maang mat, maang mat, maang mat

Neither the money is yours, nor is the money mine ... this money is free booty ... elders have said the truth ... don't ask for it, don't ask for it, don't ask for it

Jeb mein paise ho na ho ... log coffee peena kabhi nahi chhodenge

Whether people have money in their pocket or not ... they will never leave drinking coffee

Har cheez ki keemat hoti hai ... pata sirf yeh karna hota hai ki kise aur kaise khareedna hai

Everything has a price ... the only thing you have to do is find out who and how do we buy them

Abhe oye kangaal bank se bhaagi hui jhooti chavani

A you untrusted quarter of an empty bank

Yeh toh aapne lakh rupaiye ki baat kahi haan

The point you have said is worth one lakh Rupees

Apne desh nikle the hum leke lutiya dori ... kaudi kaudi jodi ban gaye Lala aaj karodi

I had left for my country with a jug and a rope ... Mr. Lala accumulated money bit by bit and became a rich man

Aam aadmi ko maarne ki zaroorat nahi padti ... us par paise ka thoda extra bhoj daal do ... khud ba khud marr jayega

You don't have to kill a common man ... just put some extra burden of money on him ... and he will die by himself

Maine aasoon bechkar daulat nahi kamai ... joh aasoon dekhkar daulat luta doon

I am not going to shell my wealth looking at the tears ... since I haven't sold my tears to make my wealth

Dil daulat se zyada taqatwar hota hai

The heart is much stronger than money

Hamari jebon mein bhale hi daulat ki garmi na ho ... lekin hamare khoon mein bahut garmi hai, bahut jaan hai is mein ... tum logon ki tarah aircondition kamron mein bahetkar hamara khoon jam nahi gaya

Our pockets may not be hot with money ... but our blood is very hot and it has a lot of life in it ... our blood has not dried up unlike people like you who sit in an aircondition room

Paise ho na ho ... pyar apna jugaad nikaal hi leta hai

Whether money is there or not ... love will find it way