Religion and god Dialogues

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

I used to think you were god ... but you turned out to be godzilla

Jab ek musalman apni haan par utar aata hai ... toh bade se bade shaitan ka muqabla kar leta hai

When a Muslim person decides on something ... then he can fight with the biggest of the devils

Shirdi mera Pandharpur, Shirdi pujya staan ... yahin viraje Vithal mere, saavare Ghanshyam ... yahin bahe Ganga Jamuna, yahi tirth mahan ... pranaam mera sweekar karo Sainath bhagwan

Shirdi is my Pandharpur, Shirdi is a respectable place ... here Lord Vithoba and Ghanshyam are seated ... here the rivers of Ganga and Jamuna flow, and this is a great holy place ... oh Lord Sai Baba accept my greetings

Main ki main ko chhod de ... main na kisi ki hove ... joh marzi bhagwan ki ... woh tere sang sajoye

Quit saying me, myself ... me doesn't belong to anyone ... whatever god wants ... that will happen with you

Insaan jab ek darwaza band kar deta hai ... tab uparwala sattar darwaze khol deta hai

When a person closes one door ... then God opens seventy different doors for him

Muddai lakh bura chahe to kya hota hai ... wohi hota hai joh manzoore khuda hota hai

No matter how much evil people think for you ... only that will happen, what god wants to happen

Jab jab dharti par paap badha ... tab tab uska vinaash karne ke liye swayam Krishna ne janam liya

Whenever the sins have grown on earth ... then Lord Krishna by himself has taken birth to destroy them

Maut aur zindagi ki lakeer toh pehda hote hi uparwaala likh deta hai

The lines of life and death are written by god when you're born

Zarre zarre mein usika noor hai, jhaank khud mein woh na tujhse door hai ... ishq hai usse toh sab se ishq kar, is ibaadat ka yahi dastoor hai ... is mein us mein aur us mein hai wohi, yaar mera har taraf bharpoor hai

God's light permeates through each and everything, look within you and you will find him there ... if you love him then love everyone, as this is how worship is practiced ... he is in you and everyone, my friend is everywhere

Main sab dharmon ka aadhar karta hoon ... aur kisi bhi dharm mein maanta nahin

I respect all religions ... and don't believe in any religion

Bhagwan ke ghar mein dher hai ... andher nahi

In God's house there is light ... not darkness

Hum Bhudev hai ... bhooton ka dev!

I am Bhudev ... the God of death!

Pray to whatever god you want ... just pray to the power, not the picture

Pray to whatever god you want ... just pray to the power, not the picture

Bhagwan ki bhi kya leela hai ... kisse kiska saath kahan chhuda deta hai aur kahan mila deta hai

God's play is very strange ... he separates people in one place and unites them in some other place

Dushman lakh bura chahe toh kya hota hai ... wohi hota hai joh manzure khuda hota hai

So what if an enemy wishes for something bad a million times ... what god wants only that will happen

Raghukul reet sada chali aayi ... Ram ne hi Ravan ki chita jalai

There's a custom in the Raghu clan since ages ... that Lord Rama was the one who burnt the pyre of Ravana

Jab jab adharm ka sar uthta hai ... tab tab dharm devta ka paon usse kuchal deta hai ... jab jab Ravan pehda hota hai ... Ram ko janam lena hi padta hai ... jab bhi Kaurav atyachar karenge ... Pandav unhe nasht kar denge ... yahi yudh dharm hai, yahi jeevan karam hai

Whenever unrighteousness has raised its head ... then the leg of the god of righteousness smashes it ... whenever Ravana is born ... then Lord Ram has to take birth ... whenever the Kaurava's will do injustice ... then the Pandava's will destroy them ... this is the righteous nature of war, this is the graceful nature of life

Joh doosro ki help karte hai ... bhagwan unki help karte hai

Those who help others ... God helps them

Kyun ki bhagwan ek hi waqt har jagah nahi ho sakte na ... is liye unhone maa ko banaya hai

Because God can't be in every place at the same time ... that's why he made mother

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Sometimes you fast for goddess Santoshi, sometimes for goddess Ambe, sometimes for goddess Durga and sometimes for the neighbours mother ... sometimes for 16 Mondays, and sometimes on Tuesday for Lord Ganesh