Religion and god Dialogues

Bhagwan jin do aatmaon ko ek bandhan mein band dete hai ... wohi sansar mein janam lekar vivah bandhan mein bandte hai

The two souls that god connects into one bond ... they take birth in this world and get connected with the bond of marriage

Meri zindagi ka maqsad, mera dharam, imaan sirf ek cheez hai ... rupaiya

The purpose, religion, faith of my life is just one thing ... money

Jhulelal joh kamaal ... hot and sexy baby doll

It is God's grace ... that you are a hot and sexy baby doll

Main kya karoon bhole, bhole bam bhole ... jis devi ne madad ka vachan diya, ussi ne haath todhe

O Lord Shiva, what should I do ... the lady who promised to help me, she herself has broken my hand

Khuda itni zehmat kar ... ke bandhe thodi rehmat kar

Oh God bear some trouble ... and have some mercy on me

Hindu ko namaskar nahi bolega, Musalman ko salaam nahi karega, Christian ko good morning nahi bolega ... kyun ki apan yahan language ka lafda karne nahi aiyla

I will not say welcome to the Hindu, I will not salute to the Muslim, I will not wish good morning to the Christian ... because I haven't come here to cause any language issues

Ek Ravan dus sar ... ek Vishnu dus ka asar

Ravana by himself had ten heads ... but Lord Vishnu by himself has the power of ten people

Om is a Hindu religious word ... which has all the vibrations of the universe

Om is a Hindu religious word ... which has all the vibrations of the universe

Bhagwan ne aapko daulat toh zaroorat se zyada di hai ... magar dil dene mein thodi si kanjhoosi kar gaya

God gave you wealth more than what you need ... but when it came to the heart he was a little stingy

Zindagi toh khuda ki rehmat hai ... joh nahi samjha uski zindagi pe laanat hai

Life is a blessing of God ... those who don't understand that, their life is a shame

Upar waala bhookha jagata zaroor hai ... lekin bhookha sulata nahi

God wakes us up hungry ... but he doesn't make us sleep hungry

Chhod do mujhe ... bhagwan ke liye chhod do

Leave me ... for the sake of God leave me

Hum Bajrangbali ke bakht hai ... mar jayenge lekin jhoot nahi bolenge

I'm a devotee of Lord Hanuman ... I'll die but I won't lie

Hum mein toh lagta hai bhagwan ne khali pehda kar diya hai ... taqdeer likhna hi bhool gaya hai

I think that God has only given birth to us ... he has forgotten to write our destiny

Har insaan bhool karta hai ... aur joh bhool nahi karta uska naam hai bhagwan

Every person makes a mistake ... and the one who doesn't do a mistake, his name is God

Tujhe Pavan-putra ka vardaan hai ... unka diya hua dhanush baan hai ... teri raksha ke liye toofan hai

You have the blessings of Lord Hanuman ... you have his bow and arrow ... and the storm is there for your protection

Rang aur roop toh bhagwan deta hai ... lekin uski hifazat karna apne haat mein hai

God gives us colour and looks ... but it is in our hands to protect that

Na Hinduo se hai, na Musalmano se hai ... is mulk mein taqleef baimaano se hai

Not Hindus, not Muslims ... this country has a problem with traitors

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

Aurat jab tak mard se prem karti hai tab tak hi sehti hai ... aur jab nafrat karti hai toh Chandika banti hai

A woman tolerates everything till she loves a man ... and when she hates him then she turns into goddess Chandika