Thief and criminal Dialogues

Chor chor mausere bhai aur neta neta chachere bhai

Thieves are like cousins from the mothers side and politicians are like cousins from the fathers side

Sangeet woh daulat hai jisse duniya ka koi chor chura nahi sakta, koi daaku loot nahi sakta ... sangeet woh jadoo hai jiske samne duniya ka har jadoo beqaboo ho jaata hai

Music is that wealth which cannot be stolen by any thief of this world, cannot be looted by any dacoit ... music is that magic in front of which every magic of the world becomes uncontrollable

Mujrim ke paon hote hai ... zabaan nahi

A criminal has legs ... but not a mouth (to speak)

Har smuggler desh ka gaddar hota hai ... aur charas ka smuggler apne desh ka hi nahi ... sari insaaniyat ka dushman hota hai

Every smuggler is a traitor to his country ... and the smuggler of drugs is not only an enemy of his country ... but he is also the enemy of the entire humanity

Mera kaam choron ko pakadna hai ... unka shikaar karna nahin

My job is to catch robbers ... not to hunt them

Rishwat dene waale se zyada bada gunehgar rishwat lene waala hai

A person who takes bribe is a bigger criminal than the one who gives bribe

Mujrim maa ke pet pe kam ... police station ke gate pe zyada bante hai

Criminals are born less from the mothers womb ... they are born more at the gate of the police station

Koi saboot nahin ... toh koi guneghaar nahin

No proof ... then no guilty

Criminals ki haddiyan hi nahi ... unki himmat todhta hoon main

Not only the bones of criminals ... I also break their confidence

Bhagwan ki adalat ka faisla insaan ko pata nahi chalta ... is liye woh gunah pe gunah kiye jaata hai ... aur insaan ki adalat kabhi kabhi faisla karne mein dokha kha jaati hai ... is liye maine banayi hai teesri adalat joh tum jaise hathyaron ko sazaa degi ... saza-e-maut

A human doesn't come to know of the decision in the court of god ... that's why he keeps on committing crimes ... and sometimes the court of humans makes a mistake in taking decisions ... that's why I've made a third court which will punish killers like you ... with the punishment of death

Chor jab maal pakadta hai, toh usse tijori thodi yaad rehti hai?

When a thief steals, he doesn't care about the locker?

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Kaise lootna hai trick us mein nahi hai ... kisse lootna hai woh trick hai

The trick is not in how to steal ... the trick lies in identifying the person whom we need to steal from

CID waale shaq ke dhaagon se hi yakeen ka ghar banate hai ... joh baad mein mujrim ke liye qaid khana ban jaata hai

The people of CID (Crime Investigation Department) make their house of trust with the threads of suspicion ... which later becomes a jail for the criminal

Har daaku mein ek Valmiki hota hai

Inside every dacoit there is a saint

Main hoon jurm se nafrat karne waala ... sharifon ke liye jyoti, gundon ke liye jwala

I am someone who hates crime ... light for the noble, flames for the goons

Mujhe gunaah aur gunehgaar dono se sakht nafrat hai

I hate crime and criminals both

Chor ki kismat hamesha police ke haathon mein hoti hai

The fate of a robber always lies in the hands of the police

Kanoon ki hifazat karte karte, aap khud ek gunahgaar ban gaye

By protecting the law overtime, you yourself have become a criminal

Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna ... main bhagode criminals ko goli maar deta hoon

Don't try to run ... I shoot criminals who are on the run