Adult Dialogues

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Two creations of God are mindblowing ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Since you have played around with so many girls ... that's why God has made your penis into sold gold

Woh toh aaise chipak gaye hai ... ki agar censor dekhle toh kainchi chala de

They are stuck in such a way ... that if the censor board sees it then they will use the scissors

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Why is it that in marriages and weddings we burst crackers, play the music ... and announce in the whole city that I am going to having sex today?

Agar woh dono nahi mile na ... toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga

If those two are not found ... then I will cut all three of your legs

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

The finger is a wrong one ... but the emotions are the same

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar

If I don't get fire in your whole body, then I am useless

Sab ladko ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai

All guys are interested in only one thing

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Indian women are like local alcohol, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge

I will shoot so many bullets in his ass ... that his kids will be born of brass

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Adam and Even started fashion

Shake it, take it and fake it

Shake it, take it and fake it

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Once I make a commitment ... then even my p*nis doesn't listen to me

Apni life ka goal fixed ... naukri aur chokri ... front portion for chokri, back portion reserved for naukri

The goal of my life is fixed ... a job and a girl ... front portion for the girl and the back portion reserved for the job

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Nadi paar karne ke baad naiyya aur ek raat ke baad chammiya mere kisi kaam ki nahi hoti

A boat after crossing the river and a girl after a one night stand aren't of any use to me

Qaidi ki aazadi ki aarzoo aur raand ki shaadi ki aarzoo ... kabhi na kabhi sar uthayegi hi

A prisoner's desire to be free and a prostitute's desire to get married ... will definitely surface at sometime or the other

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Cheap alcohol and cheap sex always causes harm