Adult Dialogues

Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

Father, brother, son, husband ... even man outside Begum Jaan's house is a chicken ... a three legged chicken

Dil pe jiska til hota hai na ... woh bahut open minded hote hai

Those who have a mole on their heart ... are very open minded

Bomb phatke aur phaadke chala gaya

The bomb ripped and tore apart everything

Market ka doodh market mein hi pee lena chahiye ... garma garm

One should drink the milk of the market in the market itself ... nice and hot

Olympic kehlo ka manna hai ki jeet yah haar chhodo, shaan se khelo ... apna manna hai ki shaan ki maa ki aankh, yahan jaan se khelo ... jaan lo yah jaan do

Olympic games believe that forget win or lose, play with pride ... and I believe that to hell with pride and play with life ... either take a life or give one

Yeh badi badi aankhen, yeh rasile honth, yeh gora gora rang ... jism hai ki samundar ki leheren ... yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui, yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui ... jee chahta hai bas dekhta hi rahoon

These big eyes, these juicy lips, this white colour ... is it a body or the waves of the ocean ... they go up here, they go down here, they go up here, they go down here ... I wish to only keep staring at it

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

This is called being an asshole!

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

The wedding guests do not stay for the nuptial night

Sikhaya maine ... maze sab lenge

I've taught you ... but others will enjoy

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

So what if I am not married, I celebrate the nuptial night everyday ... so what if I don't have a husband, I meet millionaires everyday

Jab naak se khoon moot ki tarah beh raha hota hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

When blood flows like pee from the nose ... then you are scared to death

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Respect women ... or else I will smash your bullets and break your gun

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

A for apple, B for big apple, C for compact apple, D for a different persons apple

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

This time we don't do A-B-C-D with a gorgeous city girl ... but with a beautiful village girl we'll do Ka-Kha-Ga ... and F**k

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Come a little above the sperm ... there is a thing called heart

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Bloody she is walking moving cocaine ... cocaine

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

My name is Chutiya ... I straighten the cot of very smart people

Wife working ... husband jerking

Wife working ... husband jerking

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

It's my job to blow on your wounds