City and places Dialogues

Joh maza Banaras mein ... woh Paris mein na Far East mein

The enjoyment that you can get in Varanasi ... you won't get that in Paris and neither in the Far East

Done done London karo ji

Let us say yes in London style

Footpath pe sangemarmar chadhane se woh Taj Mahal nahi ho jaata ... footpath hi rehta hai

If you put marble on a footpath then it doesn't become into a Taj Mahal ... it still remains as a footpath

Yeh gaon nahi shehar hai ... yahan darindon ko sher ki tarah bahaduri se nahi, shikari ki tarah jaal dalkar maara jata hai

This is a city not a village ... here barbaric people are not killed with courage like a tiger, they are killed using a hunters net

Log London se degree ke alava aur kabhi kabhi degree ke bajai ... mem lekar aa jaate hai

Along with a degree and sometimes instead of a degree ... people get a white girl from London

Mai Hyderabad ki potti ... aankhan nikaal ke goti khelti goti

I'm a Hyderabadi girl ... I'll remove your eyes and play marbles with it

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

The weather of London and the girls of London cannot be trusted ... they change their colours anytime

Four things are very famous in Banaras ... Banaras ka Ganga, Banaras ka panda, Banaras ka paan aur Banaras ka zabaan

Four things are very famous in Varanasi ... the river Ganges of Varanasi, the saints of Varanasi, the betel leaf with nut of Varanasi and the language of Varanasi

Pata nahin kis gali kis nukkad kis chaurahe par ... kis goli kis chaku par mera naam likha hai

I don't know in which lane, which corner, which crossing ... on which bullet, which knife my name is written

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

Hum chote shehar ke log ... kabhi kabhi bade shehar ki chakachand roshni mein apna raasta kho baithte hai

People from small towns like us ... sometimes lose our path in the bright lights of the big city

Saand, seedi, sanyasi ... jinse bacho toh bhogo Kaashi

A bull, a ladder, and a hermit ... if you can avoid these then you'll attain the holy place of Varanasi

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Half the pollution in Delhi is due to lovers

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Is this a paan or Japan ... it's so small

Suna hai Bambai shehar mein insaan aur haivaan ... dono ko chupne ki jagah milti hai

I have heard that in Mumbai city humans and satans ... both can find a place to hide

Mumbai ek aaisi machine hai joh din raat chalti rehti hai

Mumbai is a machine that runs day and night

Mumbai shehar ki har bimaari hum mein dekh kar bhaag jati hai

Every sickness of Mumbai city runs away after seeing me

Delhi ke ladkon ke baare mein na zyada sochna nahi chahiye ... faltu mein expectations badh jaati hai

One should not think a lot about the guys from Delhi ... or else unnecessarily the expectations become high

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

You won't find this sweet in entire Delhi ... but in this sweet you'll definitely find the entire Delhi

Joh hamari baat nahi maanta ... main usse singh maarke Singapore bana deta hoon

Whoever doesn't listen to us ... I hit him with horns and turn him into Singapore