Husband and wife Dialogues

Baat ban gayi, life ban gayi ... bhabhi bhaiya ki wife ban gayi

Life is great and it's confirmed ... sister-in-law has become my brothers wife

Pati par shak karna bhagwan par shak karne ke samaan hai

Suspecting on your husband is like suspecting on god

Cellphone patni ke jaise hai ... na ho toh chale nahi aur hai toh khush nahi

A cellphone is like a wife ... you can't live without one and you're not happy when you have one

Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega

I will kick you in such a place that ... for the entire life you will be scared of going to your wife

Aiye ji sunte ho aap bade woh hein

Hey listen you are very that

Ek aurat ki zindagi mein motor, banglay, dhan, daulat, in sab cheezon ki koi keemat nahi ... usse sirf ek acha pati chahiye joh usse pyar kare ... aur jiske kadamon mein woh apni duniya rakh de

Car, bungalows, money, wealth have no value in a woman's life ... she only needs a good husband who loves her ... and under whose feet she can keep her world

Ek aurat ke liye uske pati ke pyar ke bina duniya ki tamaam daulat, saare sukh ke samaan ... us bejaan kagaz ke phool ki tarah hote hai ... jin mein banavati rang toh hote hai lekin zindagi ki khushboo nahi hoti

For a woman all the wealth and all the luxuries of the world, without her husband ... are like those lifeless paper flowers ... which have artificial colours in them but not the fragrance of life

Ek taraf patti doosri taraf party

One one side husband and other side party

Tum jaisi biwiyan old case ho jaati na ... toh itna bhadakne lagti ... showcase mein rakhne layak nahi rehti

When wife's like you become an old case ... then they get so angry that ... they don't even remain in a condition to be kept in the showcase

Koi mard kisi kulta ke maang mein apne naam ka sindoor bardaasht nahi kar sakta

No man can tolerate the vermilion of his name in the hair parting of a promiscuous woman

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Customer is God ... but a wife is Goddess

Meri premika kisi ki patni bhale hi ban jaye ... kisi ki patni meri premika kabhi nahi ban sakti

Even if my girlfriend becomes someone's wife ... someone's wife can never become my girlfriend

Khana khane ke liye pati ka nahi ... bhook lagne ka intezaar karna chahiye

To eat food one should not wait for the husband ... one should wait for hunger

Bin byahi ladki ka dil toh hota hi hai aaine ki tarah hai ... joh bhi samne padh jaata hai, ussi ki parchai us mein dikhne lagti hai ... lekin shaadi ke baad woh parchai tasveer mein badal jaati hai ... pati ki tasveer

The heart of an unmarried woman is like a mirror ... the one who falls in front of her, their shadow is seen in her ... but after marriage that shadow turns into a photo ... the photo of her husband

Agni ke phere lene se koi bhi pati parmeshwar nahi ho jaata hai ... puja karvani ho toh parmeshwar banke dikhana padta hai

Just by going around the fire a husband doesn't turn into god .... if you want to be prayed then you'll have to become a god and show

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

Mard ko apni aurat par aur aurat ko apne mard par yakeen hona chahiye ... toh hi family happy ho sakti hai

A husband should trust his wife and a wife should trust her husband ... only then a family can be happy

Tu woh mard ban gaya hai ... jiski aurat bachcha pehda karne ke liye padausi ke ghar mein jati hai

You have become that man ... whose wife goes to the neighbor's house for giving birth to a child