Husband and wife Dialogues

Ek aurat apne pati ki gareebi mein khush reh sakti hai ... uske aeb seh sakti hai ... lekin uski kayarta nahi seh sakti

A woman can stay happy in the poverty of her husband ... she can bear his ego ... but she cannot bear his cowardness

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye

Life is like a war if your wife is there with you ... you'll become Ram if you love Sita ... you'll become Shyam if you love Radha ... and if you love someone with force then you'll become Asaram Bapu

Duniya mein sirf ek hi sambandh hai ... pati patni ka sambandh, joh jeete jee toot nahi sakta ... baki saare rishtey toh aasmaan mein badalon ki tarah hote hai ... joh hawa ek jhaunke se toot jaate hai

There is only one relationship in this world ... the relationship of a husband and wife, which can never break while they are alive ... all other relationships are like the clouds in the sky ... which break with a gust of the wind

Yeh mere patti nahi hai ... patti parmeshwar hai

He is not my husband ... he is my God-husband

Pati woh hota hai jise patni parmeshwar samajhkar poojti hai ... ek kamzor aur besahara aurat par zulm karne waala pati nahi ... rakshas kehlata hai

A husband is someone whom a wife worships as god ... and a person who does injustice on a weak and helpless woman is not called a husband ... but he is called a devil

Agar sharifon ki betiyon ke liye pati ka ghar puja ka mandir hai ... toh tawaifon ki betiyon ke liye toh pati ka ghar na jaane kitne mandiron ki pujaon ka phal hai

If for the daughters of honest people their husbands house is a temple for worship ... then for the daughters of prostitutes their husbands house is a fruit from many a prayers from many a temples

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

In big big countries wear small small dresses ... kiss, hug and please your husband

Hamare yahan shaadi ka bandhan sirf pati patni ke beech nahi hota ... poore parivar ke saath hota hai

In our place the bond of marriage is not only between the husband and the wife ... it's between the entire families

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Pati ek bank balance hota hai, ek tijori hota hai ... jis mein se paise nikaal nikaalkar gehne banwao, sareeyan khareedo, mauj karo mauj ... lekin unka dil rakhne ke liye kabhi unka sar dabao, kabhi unke pair dabao ... haala ki dil toh karta hai ki unka gala dabao, taaki jhanjhat hi khatam

A husband is like a bank balance, like a vault ... from which you remove money and make jewellery, buys sarees, and have fun ... but to keep their heart sometimes we have to massage their head, their legs ... when we wish that we could simply press their neck, so that the problem is over once and for all

Teen tarah ki jung world famous hai ... pati aur patni ke beech ... pani aur petrol ke beech ... aur India aur Pakistan ki cricket match ke beech

Three types of battles are world famous ... between a husband and a wife ... between water and petrol ... and a cricket match between India and Pakistan

Wife working ... husband jerking

Wife working ... husband jerking

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

Ek aurat sab kuch bhool sakti hai ... lekin yeh kabhi nahi ki uska pati kaun hai

A woman can forget everything ... but she can never forget who her husband is

Agar pati achcha na ho, toh aulad ke bharose jee sakte hai ... aur agar aulad galat raaste par chalne lage, toh pati ke bharose jee sakte hai

If your husband is not good, then you can live trusting your child ... and if the child starts to walk on the wrong path, then you can live trusting your husband

Pati ki galati par ladna patni ki adhikar hai

It is right of a wife to fight when the husband is wrong

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

My life is Hindi but my wife is English

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

The game is over, the money spent is worth it ... and the husband sweared and improved

Che mahine ke baad sab biwiyan bhoot ban jaati hai

After 6 months all wives become ghosts

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl