Husband and wife Dialogues

Ek patni ke liye vidhva bankar jeene se toh achcha hai ... ki woh suhaagan ki maut mare

For a wife, better than living as a widow ... is to die as a married woman

Agar koi mard kisi doosri aurat ko nahi dekhta hai toh phir woh dikhava kar raha hai ... ya phir uski biwi usse yeh dikhava karne par majboor kar rahi hai

If a man doesn't look at another woman then he is pretending ... or else his wife is compelling him to pretend that way

A-jhi sunte ho? ... Munna ke pitaji

Are you listening? ... Munna's dad

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

Ek patni apni pati ke liye apne armaano ka khoon toh kar sakti hai ... lekin ek maa apni aulad ki khushi ke liye sari duniya se takra sakti hai

A wife can kill her wishes for the sake of her husband ... but a mother can fight with the entire world for the sake of happiness of her child

Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai

Everyone loves their wife ... and even if they don't, yet they do the acting of loving her

Pati patni aur woh ke khele mein ... woh toh saala us gap ka naam hai ... joh pati aur patni apne beech mein aa jaane dete hai, khud hi

In the game of husband, wife, and the other woman ... the other woman is the name of that gap ... which the husband and the wife create between them, by themselves

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

When a husband and a wife are eating food silently ... then understand that there is trouble

Shaadi ke mandap mein pallu se ghaant baandhane waala pati nahi hota ... balki patni ki zindagi ki guthiyan suljhane waala pati hota hai ... pavitra agni ke gird phere lene waala pati nahi hota ... balki patni ke jeevan ko har aag se bachane waala pati hota hai

A husband is not someone who ties the knot with his dress on the wedding stage ... instead a husband is someone who solves the problems of life for the wife ... a husband is not someone who walks arounds the holy fire ... instead a husband is someone who protects the wife from every fire of her life

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Wife shakti ... husband sehanshakti

A wife has all the power ... but a husband has the tolerance to bear that power

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

The deepest animosity in this world exists between a husband and a wife

Achcha dost aur achcha pati ... kismat waalon ko hi milta hai

A good friend and a good husband ... only lucky people get them

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife

Chalo chalo chalo, jaldi se crore ko pati se alag kardo

Go go go, lets quickly separate the money from the husband

Tum jaisi patni pakar apni taqdeer ki aarti utaarne ko dil chahta hai

I wish to worship my destiny after getting a wife like you

Naye pati patni jahan bhi akele ho ... usse apna bedroom bana lete hai

Wherever a recently married husband and wife are alone ... they make their bedroom out there

Pati patni sirf bistar nahin baantte ... zindagi baantte hai

Husband wife not only share the bed ... they share life

Biwi ki aankhon mein pyar aur mashooka ke haathon mein hathyar ... sirf dikhave ke liye hota hai

Love in the eyes of a wife and a weapon in the hands of a girlfriend ... are both only for the purpose of showing