Husband and wife Dialogues

Mard ko apni aurat par aur aurat ko apne mard par yakeen hona chahiye ... toh hi family happy ho sakti hai

A husband should trust his wife and a wife should trust her husband ... only then a family can be happy

Tu woh mard ban gaya hai ... jiski aurat bachcha pehda karne ke liye padausi ke ghar mein jati hai

You have become that man ... whose wife goes to the neighbor's house for giving birth to a child

Raja hoga uska pati ... joh hogi crorepati

Raja will be a husband of ... someone who is a millionaire

Agar tumhare maathey ki bindiya aur maang ka sindoor, suhaag ki nishani nahi kalank hai ... toh mitta do isse

If the bindi on your forehead and the vermilion in the (hair) parting, is a sign of disgrace and not your husband ... then erase it

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Agar husband pyar karne wala ho ... toh wife ke haathon se banaya hua khaana tasty hota hai

If the husband wants to make love ... then the food made by the wife tastes good

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

A fiancee is an amenity which gives you all the happiness that you get from a wife ... but the sorrow that you get from a wife, you never get that from a fiancee

Hazaaron ladkiyan hamare ghar ke bahar ghaslet ki line ki tarah hum mein pati banane ke chakkar mein khadi rehti hai ... aur tum hum mein pati banane ke bajaye vanaspati banana chahti ho

Thousands of girls stand outside my house like they do in a kerosene line to make me their husband ... and you instead of making me your husband you want to make me into vegetation

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Women are not 420 (cheaters), they are 840 ... and you know my wife is 1680

Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi

A wife can live without her husband ... but not without her maid

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

If you want your wife along your side, then you must have a toilet in your house

Sone ka bhav bhi biwiyon ke mijaaz ki tarah chadta jaa raha hai

The price of gold is rising like the temper of wives

Jabse huyi hai shaadi, aasoon baha raha hoon ... aafat gale padi hai, usko nibha raha hoon

Ever since I got married, I am shedding tears ... the pain is in my neck, and I am carrying it

Mere suhaag mein bhale hi khot tha ... lekin mere sindoor mein koi milavat nahi thi

My husband may have been bad ... but my vermilion was pure

Agar ek husband apne wife ko na protect kare ... toh aaise insaan ke saath zindagi guzaarna ek sazaa hai

If a husband doesn't protect his wife ... then it is a punishment to spend your life with such a person

Din mein har pati na na kehta hai ... aur raat mein haan haan kehta hai

During the day every husband says no ... and in the night he says yes

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade

This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

Pati ke gunn dheere dheere pata chalna chahiye ... usse pyar dheere dheere bhadta hai

One should know her husbands talents slowly slowly ... with that love grows slowly slowly

Koi bhi rishta pati patni ke yakeen se badkar nahi hota hai

No relationship is bigger than the trust between a husband and a wife

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman