Men Dialogues

Mard toh mard hi hota hai ... chahe kahin ka bhi ho

A man is a man ... no matter where he is from

Mujhe aaise mard bahut pasand hai ... jinke baare mein main yeh nahi samajh paati ... ki woh tezz zyada hai yah good looking

I love men of the type ... about whom I don't understand ... whether they are more intelligent or more good looking

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

When a girl cries there are many reasons ... but when a guy cries ... then the reason is always a girl

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?

Why do I always get men ... why don't I get poets?

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

One should have a little bit of belly ... it is the sign of a happy man

Ishq ek aisi zameen hai jispe agar aurat chali ... toh samjho giri ... kyun ki jis dev ke bharose woh chalti hai ... uske andar aksar ek daas chupa hota hai

Love is a ground on which if a woman walks ... then she'll definitely fall ... because the man on whose support she starts to walk ... often there's a sad person hidden in him

Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai

When a woman comes down to selling her respect ... then she can buy any man

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

For a woman a man is someone who knows he is a man ... and not someone who is not confident of what's inside his pants ... and he has to shout it out to the world that ... I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

Kutte ki pooch aur mard ki mooch mein koi farak nahi hota

There is no difference between a dog's tail and a man's mustache

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Just like a woman ... even a man has one jewel

Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare

A woman is knowledge, major knowledge ... without her all other knowledges remain incomplete ... that's why every man should study about this knowledge completely

Joh mard hote hai woh apni chaati pe vaar toh seh sakte hai ... lekin doosron ki peeth par chupke vaar nahi kar sakte hai

Men can withstand an attack on their chest ... but they will not hide and attack on a persons back

History is always written about men ... but not always made by them

History is always written about men ... but not always made by them

Mard apni poori zindagi mardangi ki baatein karte hai ... par pregnancy sunte hi jaise namard ho jaate hai

Men keep talking about their manhood for their entire life ... but when they hear about pregnancy then they become a coward

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

In the city of Delhi a man is still weak ... he can anytime be played on like drums

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

When a woman turns out to be a bitch ... then she turns a man into cow dung

Mard woh nahi hota jise dard nahi hota ... mard woh hota hai joh na kisi ko dard deta hai, na dene deta hai

A man is not someone who doesn't feel pain ... a man is someone who doesn't give pain to anyone, and neither does he allow anyone else to do that

Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

The relationship of a man and a woman is like that of a pan and a stirrer ... when they are alone, they are useless ... and when they stay together, then they make a lot of noise

Aurat jis aadmi ka daaman chhodkar bhaagna chahe ... woh mard nahi namard hota hai

When a woman wants to leave and run away from the company of a man ... then that man is not a man