Men Dialogues

Jis desh ki ladkiyan besharam ho jaati hai ... wahan ke mardon ko sharam aane lagti hai ji

A country in which the girls becomes shameless ... over there the men feel shy

Badalne waali hum cheez nahi ... arre hum mard hai, koi kameez nahi

I'm not someone who will change ... I'm a man and not a shirt

Purush ka asli sammaan uske ekagrah mein hai ... uske power of control mein hai

The real honour of a man lies in his focus ... in his power of control

Aurat ganne ka ras nikalne waali machine ki tarah hai ... joh mard ko khokla bana deti hai

A woman is like a sugarcane juice machine ... who squeezes a man totally dry

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai

Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man

Jiske paas mooch nahin ... uske paas mann hi nahin hai

One who does not have a mustache ... does not have a heart

Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai

Men have the habit to eat from plates in different places

Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai

A woman turns a man from sugarcane into jaggery

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Dholak toh hijre bajate hain ... aur jab mard bajane par aata hai ... toh dunka bajata hai

Tabor is played by eunuchs ... when a man comes to play ... he plays the drums

Aadmi ke peeche bhaagna, usse khud se door bhagana hai ... usse bhaagne do tumhare peeche

Running behind a man is like making him run away from you ... let him run behind you

Mard do zaat ke hote hai ... ek joh bewakoof pehda hote hai ... doosre joh bewakoof banaye jaate hai

Men are of two types ... one who are born foolish ... and second who can be fooled

Aurat jab tak mard se prem karti hai tab tak hi sehti hai ... aur jab nafrat karti hai toh Chandika banti hai

A woman tolerates everything till she loves a man ... and when she hates him then she turns into goddess Chandika

Mard ko dard nahi hota

Real man doesn't feel any pain

Jab jab auraton ki aankhon se aasoon bahe hai ... mardon ka khoon khaula hai

Whenever the eyes of women have shed tears ... then the blood of men has boiled

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Women like you can't live without a man ... oh sorry in your case without men

Mard aurat ka bhagwan hota hai ... balki usse bhi ooncha hota hai

A man is god for a woman ... infact much bigger than that

Aadmi na, pant ke pappu ka ghulam hota hai

A man is a slave of his friend, who is inside his pants