Men Dialogues

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

The nature of men is that ... they like their own kids ... and they like others wives

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Magarmach ke cheenkne se machchar marte hain ... mard nahin

When a crocodile sneezes mosquitos die ... not men

Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif

Boys these days have lost their mind ... they look like a sucked mango and they want a girl like Katrina Kaif

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

History uthake dekh lo, do cheezein hamesha common rahi hai ... mardon ka zamana raha hai ... auraton ne aake aafat ki hai

Read the history and you'll see that two things have always remained common ... it was the era of men ... and women came over and created trouble

All good guys are either gay or married

All good guys are either gay or married

Joh izzat, shradha, pyar ek beti de sakti hai ... woh ek beta kabhi nahi de sakta ... lekin main yeh bhool gaya tha ... joh sharmindgi, joh zalalat ek beti de sakti hai ... woh bhi ek beta kabhi nahi deta

The respect, faith, love a daughter can give ... a son can never give that ... but I had forgotton that ... the shame, the disgrace a daughter can give ... even that a son can never give

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

When women are the embodiment of all three, power, wealth and intelligence ... then what makes these men feel so superior

Mard ka dil aur uski aankhon ki sachchai ... us hi mein basti hai aur us hi mein barbaad ho jaati hai

The heart of a man and the truth in his eyes ... (a woman) resides in that and also gets destroyed in that

Aurat ki bewafai ko samajhna duniya ke kisi mard ke bas ki baat nahi

No man in the world can understand the dishonesty from a woman

Aurat, aag aur sharab mard ke bas mein hi ho toh achcha hota hai ... mard inke bas mein ho, inka ghulam ban jaye ... toh yeh usse jala dalti hai

It's good if a man has control over women, fire and alcohol ... but if a man is under their control and he becomes their slave ... then they burn him

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

The balder the man is, the more rich he is

Apna impression macho-de!

Give your impression as a macho!

Jab khaki ka rang sahi ho na ... toh chahe usse mard pehne ya aurat ... tum jaise namardon ko chutki mein uski aukaat dikha deti hai

When the colour of the police uniform is right ... then it doesn't matter if a man or a woman wears it ... it's more than enough to bring down impotent people like you in a snap

Duniya mein do cheezein infinite hai ... yeh universe aur mard ka ego

There are two things that are infinite in the world ... this universe and the ego of a man

Mard ki nazron mein aurat ka waqt tab tak hi hota hai ... jab tak uska usse dil laga rahe

A woman's time only lasts in the eyes of a man until ... he feels her entertaining

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Now I came to know why so many men get heart attacks and why these gay people are so successful ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness