Men Dialogues

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

If I tell him then his manlihood will be hurt ... he is such an ignorant person that he measures his manlihood with his sperm count

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

I'm a failure in stichting men's clothes ... that's why I'm a ladies tailor

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye

Why do guys ride a bike, to look macho ... why do they wear jeans, to look macho

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

You can find out the breed of a dog and a man by pulling their ears

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

A man gets bored with one woman ... but a woman doesn't get bored ... and when a man gets bored then his hormones start to attack him

Tum mard zaat ke naam pe ek dhabba ho ... dhabba toh kya dhabba ke abba ho

It is a shame to call you a man ... infact you are the father of shamelessness

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Ladke sirf do hi condition mein raat bhar jaagte hai ... ya toh India Pakistan ka final ho ... ya toh phir kisi ladki ke saath ho

Guys stay awake in the night only on two conditions ... either there is a India vs Pakistan final (match) ... or else if he is with a girl

Mard khana banaye toh kala hai ... aurat banaye toh uska farz hai

When a man cooks it's an art ... when a woman cooks it's her duty

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men

Hukumat karne waale ke haath se taqat aur aurat ke haath se jab mard nikal jaata hai ... toh woh dono zyada der tak chup nahi reh sakte

When power from a person ruling and a man under a woman's hand are lost ... then they both can't stay quiet for long

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

In our country a child's balance sheet is created right from their birth ... a boy is an asset ... a girl is a liability ... you distribute expensive sweets when an asset is born and you distribute cheap sweets when a liability is born ... no matter how useless the boy is, his value keeps on increasing ... and no matter how intelligent the girl is, she never gets added into the asset column

Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? ... kyun ki woh rote kum hai

Do you know why men curse a lot? ... because they cry very less

Shaadi aurat ko majboot bana deti hai aur mard ko kamzor

Marriage makes a woman strong and a man weak

Hamare mulk mein ladke umar se pehle hi jawaan ho jaate hai ... aur ladkiyan pehda hone se pehle

In our country boys become young before their age ... and girls before they are born

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte

Be it a man or a monkey, no matter how old they get ... they'll never forget how to do a somersault

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

I commit only this crime every time ... I'm a man and I love a man

Mard toh mard hi hota hai ... chahe kahin ka bhi ho

A man is a man ... no matter where he is from