Men Dialogues

Jab apne hi ghar mein ghumshuda naujawan ladka tanhaiyon sargoshiyan karta dikhai de ... jab kisi se baat karte hue uske alfaaz uska saath dene se inkar karde ... kisi ki yaad uski masroofiyat ban jaaye toh samjho ... he is in love

When a young guy is seen lost and whispering alone in his own house ... when talking to someone his own words refuse to take his side ... when the memories of someone become his occupation then understand that ... he is in love

Gold toh gold hota hai ... chhora lave ya chhori

A gold medal is a gold medal ... whether a boy gets it or a girl

Main yeh nahi janta ki yeh kahan likha hai ... ki ek aurat mard se zyada pyar de sakti hai

I don't know where is it written ... that a woman can give more love than a man

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Girls are like a camphor ball ... the moment a matchstick ignites they start spreading the light ... and you boys are like a tubelight ... you start very late

Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai

Every man should definitely get married atleast once ... because a married man goes straight to heaven ... (how) ... since he has already been through hell

Har kamyaab insaan ke peeche kisi na kisi aurat ka haath zaroor hota hai ... aur mere liye woh tum ho

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... and for me it is you

Husn ka mazaak na uda ... kahin husn ke haathon tera mazaak na ban jaaye ... manchala hai, khoobsurat hai, magar ladka hai tu ... tujhe ladkon aur mardon mein fark kaun samjhaye

Don't make fun of beauty ... may you not get insulted by the hands of beauty ... you're free spirited, you're handsome, but still you're a boy ... who can make you understand the difference between a boy and a man

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Without marriage a man is incomplete ... and after that he's completely gone

Yahan supari deke kisi ko jaan se maar dalna, ek decent ladka dhoondne se zyada aasaan hai

Here getting someone killed with a contract, is more easier than finding a decent guy

Alpha males ke beech mein agar ek ambitious woman ko apni jagah banani hai na ... toh thoda bahut alpha woman banna parta hai

In between alpha males if an ambitious woman wants to create her space ... then she has to be a little bit of an alpha woman

Mardangi dhoti aur moochon mein na hove hai ... mardangi jigar mein hove hai

Manliness isn't in wearing a loincloth and growing a moustache ... manliness is in being courageous

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

The true color of men is known after marriage ... before marriage they are everywhere in the train, bus, crowd ... and after marriage they feel shy even to hug you

Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai

Heaven is in front of me, hence today you'll have problems ... giving the heart to anyone, is an old habit of men

Men ... jitna chota dil, utna chota dimaag ... utna chota sab kuch

Men ... the smaller their heart is, that much smaller their mind is ... and that much smaller is everything else

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai

In Titanic and in real life also ... only men drown

Mard woh hota hai ... jiske choone se murda aurat ke badan mein bijli chamak jaye

A man is someone ... who electrifies a dead woman's body, when he touches her

Iss tarah aanchalon se ulajhne ke shaukh ya kaanton ko hota hai ya mardon ko ... sheron ko nahi

Either thorns or men like to play with scarfs ... not tigers

Jis tarah soot aur kapas alag nahi ho sakte, tann aur mann alag nahi ho sakte, baal aur khaal alag nahi ho sakte ... issi tarah male aur female bhi alag nahi ho sakte ... in dono ka milap hi prem aur shanti ki manzil hai

Just like thread and cotton cannot be separated, body and heart cannot be separated, hair and skin cannot be separated ... just like that male and female also cannot be separated ... their union is the destination of love and peace

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

Insaan chahe janwar se mard ban gaya ho ... lekin kuch aaise mard hai joh janwar se insaan kabhi nahi ban sakte

Even if a human has become a man from an animal ... but there are some men who can never become a human from an animal