Men Dialogues

Insaan chahe janwar se mard ban gaya ho ... lekin kuch aaise mard hai joh janwar se insaan kabhi nahi ban sakte

Even if a human has become a man from an animal ... but there are some men who can never become a human from an animal

Jiske seene mein doosro ke liye dard hota hai ... asal mein wahi mard hota hai

One who has pain in the chest for others ... in reality he is a true man

Mard log haath se ladte hai ... chaku se nahi

Men fight with hands ... not with a knife

Dono haathon ki zaroorat taali bajane ke liye namardon ko hoti hai ... geedaron se nipatne ke liye sher ka ek panja hi kaafi hai

Only the impotent men need both the hands to clap ... whereas a tiger only needs one paw to handle the jackals

Moochein toh mard ki zevar hoti hai

Moustache is an ornament for men

Khoobsurat ladki ki baat par aitbaar na karne waala mard nahi kehlata

The who doesn't trust the words of a beautiful woman is not called as man

Men are many, but money is money!

Men are many, but money is money!

Aurat pyar ke liye mard ke saath sooti hai aur mard soone ke liye pyar karta hai

A woman sleeps with a man for love and a man loves a woman to sleep with her

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

A married man is like a test cricketer ... he has to play a long innings ... so relax and play slowly ... if you go for Twenty20 then you'll need Tik-20 (bug killing chemical)

Lucknow da kurta, Pathani salwar ... tab lage mard, varna lage bekaar

The shirt should be from Lucknow, the pant should be Pathani ... only then a man looks a man, or else he looks useless

Aadmi ki zindagi ko swarg aurat banati hai ... aur aadmi ko swargwasi bhi aurat

A woman is the one who makes a mans life into heaven ... and also a woman is the one who kills a man

Har kamyaab insaan ke paache ek chori hose ... aur haare huye insaan ke paache bhi ek chori hose ... par haare huye insaan ke paache koi nahi khada hota

There is a woman behind every successful man ... and there is a woman also behind every unsuccessful man ... but no one stands behind an unsuccessful man

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Men climb on the top ... and women only look up

Koi aurat hokar bhi bandook utha leti hai ... aur koi mard hokar bhi chudiyan pehen leta hai

There are some women who pick up the gun ... and there are some men who wear bangles

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Joh mard apne pyar ke bandhan ki hifazat nahi kar sakta, woh mard nahi ... joh aurat apne pyar ke bandhan ko todna chahti hai, woh aurat nahi

A man who cannot protect his bond of love, is not a man ... and a woman who wants to break her bond of love, is not a woman

Aurat agar jhoot bolne par aaye na ... toh shatir se shatir aadmi ko dhokha de sakti hai

When a woman comes to lying ... then she can betray even the smartest of the men

Aurat ko hathyar banakar jung ladne waala mard ... mard nahi hota

A man who uses a woman as a weapon in war ... is not a man

Mard ke bachche aurat ke daaman se nahi ... sher ke panjo se khela karte hai

Children of a real man do not play with the moral of a woman ... they play with the paws of a tiger

Delhi ke ladkon ke baare mein na zyada sochna nahi chahiye ... faltu mein expectations badh jaati hai

One should not think a lot about the guys from Delhi ... or else unnecessarily the expectations become high