Comedy Dialogues

Jaise hi maine uski kanpatti par ye gunpatti rakhi ... uska chehra bina doodh ki chai jaisa kala pad gaya

The moment I aimed this gun beneath his ears ... his face became black like tea without milk

Rap game tere bas ka nahi, tu dhone aaja meri gaadi ... daan mein lele paisa, jaa tu aish karle bikhaari

Come and wash my car as you can't rap ... here take some money and have fun you beggar

Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Even I am a person ... who can smell things from a distance

He is two rupees people

He is a low class person

Kaan ke neeche kheench ke doonga na ... agli saath pushtein teri saali behri pehda hongi

If I give you one tight slap under your ears ... then bloody your next seven generations will be born deaf

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Honest people eat lentil bread and scoundrels eat seekh kabab

Is age mein tumhare hormones bubblegum ki tarah phootte rehte hai ... jaise iske pimples phootte rehte hai

At this age your hormones are popping like a bubblegum ... just like his pimples keep popping

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Your husband's name was Dwarka ... he used to drink cheap liquor ... on top of that he didn't taste lemon or pickle ... so why won't that useless person go mad

Mere seene mein dil nahi dost ... jigar hai jigar ... aur woh kabhi tootta nahi

I don't have a heart in my chest ... I have courage ... and that never breaks

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

A person should have a smart mind ... since even Gujarat has Surat

Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar

In this world there are three things that definitely exists but no one has seen them ... world of ghosts, real love and the speed of Bahattar Singh

You're not following the call of duty and you're following doll of beauty

You're not following the call of duty and you're following doll of beauty

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

A life that doesn't have a kick is not a life

Mere saath prom jaane ke liye tum sabko teen departments mein brilliant hona chahiye ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

To go to the prom with me you all have to be brilliant in three departments ... and that is good looks, good looks and good looks

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye ... aur ek woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

I don't like girls of two types ... one who takes a lot of time to come to me ... and the other who comes to me very quickly

Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge?

You will accumulate the courage to fight against me ... but from where will you get the sneakiness?

Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon

Films do well only because of 3 reasons ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... and I am entertainment

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

Apun bahut famous aadmi ... bada bada paper mein apun ka chota chota photo chapta hai

I am a very famous person ... big newspapers do publish a small picture of mine