Comedy Dialogues

Husn ka deewana hoon ... kabhi bhawara, kabhi bulbul, kabhi parwana hoon

I am crazy for a beautiful body ... sometimes I am a bee, sometimes I am a bird, sometimes I am a lover

Prem naam hai mera ... Prem Chopra

My name is Prem ... Prem Chopra

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

I have a bottle, a glass, water, thirst, snacks, chicken ... but who has my alcohol?

Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha

Nowadays people don't knock on the door before coming in

Na pet mein dana hai ... na lote mein pani hai ... na bundle mein beedi hai ... na maachis mein teeli hai

There is no food in the stomach ... no water in the mug ... no beedi in the packet ... and no matchstick in the matchbox

Jawani ayaashi ka ek khoobsurat mauka hai

Youth is an opportunity for profligacy

Garmi mein garam chai, thandak pahunchati hai

In the heat, hot tea brings coolness

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

You're showing a knife to your father, you loser ... I'll give you one tight slap and ruin your life

Suna hai ladkiyan tumhari zindagi mein film role ki tarah hoti hai ... role khatam, rishta khatam

I've heard that girls are like a film role in your life ... once the role is over, the relationship is over

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon

If he agrees then it is fine ... or else I have been doing wrong things since childhood

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

When a bomb explodes the blast comes out, when a pant tears the thread comes out ... and in an air condition room when someone is scared ... sweat comes out

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Why are you seeing here and here ... see there and here, there and here

Uske gaal, uske baal arre kya kamaal ... aur uski chaal karde halaal ... uski kalai hai ram duhai, pure malai ... aur uska badan phoolon ka chaman ... aur uski aankhen sone ke button

Her cheeks, her hair are wonderful ... and her walking style kills ... her wrist is soft, just like pure sweet ... and her body is a garden of flowers ... and her eyes are golden buttons

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Risky is like whiskey ... only the person who has tasted it knows the fun of it

Kaam ki na kaaj ki ... dushman meri jaan ki

You're a useless and hopeless person ... who is an enemy of my life

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Please smell and tell me what the Minister has had for breakfast

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon ... yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

I am the biggest goon and big daddy ... this universe is my land and I am it's flag

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

In life I am only a fan of 3 things ... Amitabh on TV for the serial crorepati, Mahesh Bhupati in tennis and in gods my favourite Ganesha

Socho kuch, bolo kuch, dekho kuch, dikhao kuch, karo kuch ... ho jaye kuch ... samajh mein aaya kuch?

Think something, say something, see something, show something, do something ... and something else happens ... did you understand anything?