Comedy Dialogues

Biwi ko achcha khana pakana aur achcha gaana toh zaroor aana chahiye

A wife should definitely know how to cook well and how to sing well

Pyar, khansi aur khushi ... chupaye se chupte hai kya

Love, cough and happiness ... cannot be kept hidden

Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya ... misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya

He went to drown the Titanic but he couldn't even drown a boat ... our brother Lucky was just left giving examples

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata

I love this point of yours a lot ... that you don't understand anything

(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

(Why won't we say stupid things like I love you to each other) ... Because then everything becomes emotional, everything becomes sentimental and the fun ends

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

When the mind of you guys works at the speed of dial-up ... then there is no need of using your mouth at the speed of broadband

Be positive yaar

Be positive pal

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Hey you twisted straw of an empty cold drink bottle ... worn out Kolhapuri sandal!

Decide karna mushkil hai ... ki khatra badhta dekhkar tum flirt karti ho ... ya flirt karne se khatra badh jaata hai

It's hard to decide ... whether you start flirting when you see danger ... or the danger increases when you flirt

Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Now you see my entertainment ... I'll show you Bipasha

Khilono se khelte khelte ... bachche jawaan ho jaate hai

Playing with toys ... turns kids into youth

Yahan nalon mein pani ho na ho ... aankhon mein hamesha savan rehta hai

There may not be any water in the taps over here ... but it is always raining in the eyes

Dimaag? ... mutton ki dukaan pe batees rupaiy kilo bikta hai bheja

What brain? ... it sells at the mutton shop for Rs.32 a kilo

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

Mere do do baap ... mere do do baap!

I have two fathers ... I have two fathers!

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

(Main tera sar phod doongi) ... Arre phod de chahe gaud mein rakh ... ab toh mundi bhi tumhari hai aur munda bhi tumhara

(I'll break your head) ... You may break it or keep it in your lap ... now the head is yours and also the boy

(Ab hum aapke bina jee nahi sakte) - Hum oxygen hai ka?

(Now I can't live without you) - Am I like oxygen?

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Aag, pani, thandi sadak, taad ka pedh ... thandi ka mausam, oon wali bedh

Fire, water, cold road, palm tree ... the winter season, a woolen blanket