Comedy Dialogues

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Beer is the only thing in this world ... which can erase all the tiredness of the day in a moment

Paise ke lalach ne tere dimaag ke tire ko puncture kar diya hai ... aur andhar se akal ki hawa nikaal di hai

The greed of money has punctured the tire of your brain ... and removed the air of sense from inside

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai

People have a swirl in their legs ... I have it in my mind

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Main aapko aap kehke bula raha hoon aur aap hai ki seedha tu pe aa gaye ... agar main tu pe aa gaya na toh aapki thu-thu ho jayegi

I'm addressing you with respect and you're directly disrespecting me ... if I start to disrespect you then you'll get defamed

Dum par kabhi zor se jhatka diya hota ... toh dum toh kya kuttiya bhi seedhi ho jaati hai

Had you ever pressed firmly on the tail ... then forget the tail, even the dog would have become straight

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

Akreda, toh rakhrega

If you are stubborn, then you will lose

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Just like an old cricketer becomes a commentator ... just like that an old car goes in the museum

Premi hai, pagal hai, deewana hai

He is a lover, a mad guy, a crazy guy

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes in the basement

Bachchon se haath nahi milaya jaata hai ... unhe aashirwad diya jaata hai

You don't shake hands with the kids ... you give them blessings

Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai

When a person is disappointed by humans ... he then starts to love dogs and cats

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

The habits of this car and me are somewhat same ... it moves when it's moving and stop's when it's stopping

Inki sundarta ki tareef karna toh chand ko aaina dikhana hai

Praising her beauty is like showing the mirror to the moon

Sar se pair tak toh hum khud hi bure hai ... hamare liye buri khabar kya ho sakti hai

I am myself bad from head to toe ... there can't be any bad news for me

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Hey you (God) with the blue umbrella, if you are there then listen to my complaint ... in this world there are so many girls ... atleast select one for me, atleast one

Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

My heart is stuck in the bangles on your hand ... if you shake them then it will break