Comedy Dialogues

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai ... aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Love happens at the speed of a direct connection ... and that easily it logs out

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Yun toh bhuj chuka hai tumhare husn ka hookah ... aare ek hum hai joh gudh-gudhaye jaate hai

The hookah of your beautiful body is however blown off ... but I'm still the one who is blowing it

Tum ek bahut badi daayan ho joh apne aap ko Draupadi se kam nahi samajhti hai

You are a big witch who thinks she is not any less than Draupadi

Hota toh sabke paas hai ... magar dimaag wahi joh waqt pe kaam aajaye

Everyone has it ... but the sharp mind is the one that comes handy at the right time

Agar teri goli usse miss karegi ... toh meri goli tujhe kiss karegi

If your bullet will miss him ... then my bullet will kiss you

Pichla karza chukane ke liye hi toh agla karza maang raha hoon main

I am asking for the next loan to pay-off my previous loan

Handsome logon ko bhagwan fursat mein banata hai ... tumko khunas mein banaya hoga

God creates handsome people when he's at peace ... but he must have created you when he was angry

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

The problem is that I want there to be no problems in my life ... but if there are no problems in my life ... then that's the biggest problem of her life

Aapke nas nas mein yeh shak ka virus ghus gaya hai

The virus of suspicion has entered in your veins

Kya haath paya hai, saare ke saare devi devtaon ka saath hai ... rahu ketu ka ghulam hai, wahan shani ka kya kaam hai

What a great hand you have, you have the support of all gods and goddesses ... the planet of Rahu is a slave of the planet of Ketu, and there is no use for the planet of Shani over there

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki

In India there is no value of an artist ... and outside India, there is no value of an Indian artist

Isko dekh ke pata chalta hai ki kuch janwar apne hi bachchon ko kyun kha jaate hai

Seeing him, now I know why some animals eat their own children

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

When I try to ask you something you stop me ... and when I keep quiet you invoke me

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

This time in English even Barack Obama's mother won't be able to fail you

Itna maroonga tujhe itna maroonga ki meri behen toh kya ... tu apni hone waali biwi ko bhi behen kahega

I'll hit you so much that forget my sister ... you'll even call your fiance as your sister

Aaye toh the sharafat se ... lekin jayenge toh dhoom machake

I came here with honesty ... but I'll go with a bang

Na sunta nahin hai mujhe

I cannot hear no