Comedy Dialogues

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai

You shouldn't pamper your wife a lot ... otherwise they'll become a headache

Tumhe dekhte hi mere dil ka diwala aaisa nikal gaya hai jaise kisi satodiya ka nikal jaata hai ... aur mere jeevan ka karobar poora beh gaya hai ... yeh tabhi chalega jab tum apne prem ka finance mujhe dogi

The moment I saw you my heart became bankrupt just like a gambler becomes one ... and the business of my life has been washed away ... now it will only work when you'll give me the finance of your love

Vela hona na ... bahut bada kaam hai

To be idle ... is big work

Josh hai toh hausle hai ... chidiya hai toh ghosle hai ... Harsha hai toh Bhogle hai ... Asha hai toh Bhosle hai

If passion is there then confidence is there ... if bird is there then birds nest is there ... if Harsha is there then Bhogle is there ... if Asha is there then Bhosle is there

Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua

So tell me where have you come from ... I think I've seen your face

Dil achcha ho ya na ho ... lekin shakal, surat aur kapde achche hone chahiye

Whether your heart is good or not ... but your face, looks and clothes must be good

Bachpan ki pant jawani mein fit nahi hoti ... aur har no ball pe free hit nahi hoti

The pant of childhood doesn't fit in youth ... and every no ball doesn't have a free hit

Tu kya bolega deewane ... hamare ghar mein pehda ho gaya tu kaise, kya jaane

What will you say my son ... how the hell were you born in our house, who knows

Bandook se nikla faulad aur pet se nikli aulad ... vapas nahi jaati

The steel from a gun and the child from a belly ... can't go back

Pehli tareek se, badi company mein, chota afsar ban raha hoon

From the 1st, in a big company, I am becoming a small officer

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

What does one have to do with age ... when the mileage is strong

Pyar kha lenge, pyar pehen lenge ... pyar petrol tank mein bhar kar gaadi chala lenge

We will eat love, we will wear love ... we will fill love in the petrol tank and drive the car

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

The time is always 6:30 in his clock

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?

Where do you get so much urine from?

Main usko pencil ki tarah cheel daloonga ... uske tukde tukde kar daloonga ... uske tukde kutton ko khilaonga aur kutte billiyon ko khila daloonga

I'll strip him like a pencil ... I'll cut him into pieces ... I'll feed his pieces to the dogs and I'll feed the dogs to the cats

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do prakaar ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh galat kaam nahi karte aur pakde bhi nahi jaate ... aur doosre woh joh galat kaam toh nahi karte, par bechare phir bhi pakad liye jaate hai

There are two kinds of people in this world ... first who don't do wrong things and hence don't get caught ... and second who don't do wrong things as well, but yet the poor ones still get caught

Chand ko todh doonga, suraj ko phod doonga ... agar tu haan kehde, toh pehle waali ko chhod doonga

I'll break the moon, I'll smash the sun ... and if you say yes, then I'll leave the first girl

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

You must say whatever is in your heart ... you shouldn't hide it ... because it causes acidity

Aadmi purani cheezon se ughta jaata hai ... aur nayi cheezon se uthta jaata hai

People get bored of old things ... and they get excited with new things

Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri

Bloody, in the first (film) he took the girl ... in the second job