Comedy Dialogues

Bandook chalene se pehle bandook sambhalna seekh ... nahi toh galat jagah pe phat jayegi

Learn to handle a gun before you fire it ... or else you will get ripped in the wrong place

I love you ... do you love me? ... haan bolti toh you ... varna bahut hai in the queue

I love you ... do you love me? ... are you saying yes ... or else there are many others in the queue

Chota kaam hum karoonga ... toh woh kaam bahut bada ho jayega

If I do any small work ... then that work will become very big

Hamari jail mein surang?

A tunnel in my jail?

Aaj kal toh maa baap sirf shaadi ki date aur hall ki booking karne ke liye reh gaye hai

Nowadays parents are only needed to finalize the marriage date and to book the wedding venue

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

You talk dirty things very nicely

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai

I have an old relationship with the red light ... it has always been behind me ... today it is ahead

Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai

Everyone loves their wife ... and even if they don't, yet they do the acting of loving her

Global Godfather tak pahuncha doonga aap sabon arzi ... baki unki marzi

I'll take your request to Global Godfather ... beyond that it's upto him

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Until we're breathing and are bones are strong ... may our vehicle keep moving ... hail Goddess Durga!

Temper nahi ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Don't increase my temper ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Parbaton se aaj main takra gaya ... yeh pakad le laya, main aa gaya

Today I came across mountains ... he brought me and I came here

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

My name is Chutiya ... I straighten the cot of very smart people

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?

Are you a driver or a screwdriver?

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj

There is some direct connection between memory and making love ... we should tell this to a doctor ... you get enjoyment along with the treatment

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

You are very technical my friend ... be emotional sometimes

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Hey you feather of a shuttlecock

Hum toh chamatkar ko namaskar karte hai

I salute to magic