Comedy Dialogues

Hamare jasoos is jail mein charon taraf failay hue hai

My detectives are spread all around this jail

Dar badar sarr patakne se bhala kya hoga ... wahi hoga joh taqdeer mein likha hoga

There is no point in banging your head everywhere ... whatever is written in destiny will happen

Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee ... guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha

Guarantee of the heart, guarantee of love, guarantee of work also ... you should have been born with a guarantee card

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Until we're breathing and are bones are strong ... may our vehicle keep moving ... hail Goddess Durga!

Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai

What era are you talking about, I don't understand ... you are older than the VT (Victoria Terminus) station

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

My name is Chutiya ... I straighten the cot of very smart people

Bhook ke kaaran dimaag bhi chutti par gaya hua hai

My mind is not here because of my hunger

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Oh my friend, why didn't god put a backspace in my mouth

Abhe tu driver hai ki screwdriver hai?

Are you a driver or a screwdriver?

Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

You are very technical my friend ... be emotional sometimes

Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

I will destroy you!

Hum toh chamatkar ko namaskar karte hai

I salute to magic

Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi ... thakaane ke mood mein hoon

Today I am not in the mood of getting tired ... I am in the mood of making you tired

Kaale jadoo ka asar insaano par hota hai ... hum jaise shaitaano par nahi

Black magic can only affect humans ... not devils like us

Filmein toh kayi banti hai ... lekin film asal mein woh hoti hai joh release hoti hai

Many films are made ... but a real film is the one that gets released

Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye ... aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye

The girl that I want doesn't want me ... and the girl that wants me, who wants her

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

(Koi ladki tumse nahi takrai?) ... Takrai ... takrake gabrai, gabrake sharmai, upar se uski mummy chali aayi ... is liye ladki haath nahi aayi

(No girl bumped into you?) ... One did ... she got scared bumping into me, she felt shy being scared, and on top of that her mom came along ... that's why I couldn't get the girl

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Without an address in this city you will only get bugs and spiders ... not humans