Education Dialogues

Meri janam patri, meri kundli, yeh degree hai ... aur iski kismat mein kitne rahu hai kitne ketu, yeh koi jyotshi nahi jaanta

My astrological birth chart, my horoscope is my degree ... and no astrologer knows how many inauspicious nodes are there in it

Taleem aur libaas se aadmi ki appearance badli ja sakti hai ... uska character nahi badla ja sakta

With education and clothing you can change the appearance of a person ... but not his character

Bahar ek beraham competitive duniya basi hai ... aur is duniya mein sabhi ko apne apne gharon mein toppers aur rankers ughaane hai

There is a ruthless competitive world outside ... and in this world everyone wants to grow toppers and rankers in their house

Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda

This headmaster is a businessman ... and these days education has turned into a business

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

I have a bigger degree than yours ... MBA ... "Most Bootless Adult"

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Snake god please save my physics exam ... I will send you one liter milk everyday

Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele

I will pass every test ... even if they take my blood test

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

The school in which you are studying Kindergarten ... I have been the principal of that school

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek joh saari zindagi school college mein time kharab karte hai ... aur doosre joh khud apna school hote hai

In this world, there are two types of people ... one who waste their entire life in school and college ... and others who are a school for themselves

English, economics, political science ya history ... koi ek subject padna nahi tha naseeb mein ... naseeb mein thi in sab ki khichdi ... B.A. pass

English, economics, political science or history ... to study any one subject was not in my destiny ... there was a mix-up of all these in my destiny ... B.A. (Bachelor of Arts) pass

Mehnat se din raat padhoonga ... pehla number pass karoonga

I study hard day and night ... and I'll come first in the examination

Maine jitni bhi taleem haasil ki, jitni bhi kitabein padhi hai ... un kitabon ki likhayi meri maa ki mehnat ke pasine se likhi hui hai

Whatever education I have achieved, whatever books I have read ... those books have been written from the sweat of my moms hard work

Mere favorite subject mein fail hoke ... doosre subject mein pass hone ka kya fayda

Failing in my favorite subject and ... passing in the other subject is of no use

Yeh ratte maarne wala exam ka todh jiske paas nahi hota na ... usse society rishteydar wale nalayak kehte hai

The one who doesn't have the capability of mugging up for the exams ... the society and the relatives call him an unworthy person

Gyan toh gyan hota hai ... chahe woh zabaani ho ya likhit

Knowledge is knowledge ... be it verbal or written

Mere marks 90% na ho ... lekin maine joh kuch bhi kiya hai sirf isliye kiya hai ... kyun ki tumse pyar maine hamesha 100% hi kiya hai

My marks may not be 90% ... but whatever I have done, I have done only because ... I have always loved you 100%

There are no bad students ... only bad teachers

There are no bad students ... only bad teachers

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai

The lesson that you learn when your ears are pulled ... is remembered forever

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya

We sent him to America to study ... and he returned as an alien

Teen baar lagataar fail hona koi mamuli baat nahi hai ... lekin dosto agar mehnat, lagan aur imaandari se koshish ki jaye toh aap sab is mukaam pe pahunch sakte ho

To fail 3 times consecutively is not a small thing ... but friends if you try with hard work, dedication and honesty then you all can get there