Education Dialogues

Duniya ki koi bhi kitaab ek aurat ko khush karna nahi sikha sakti ... uske liye degree nahi, pedigree chahiye

No book in this world can teach you how to make a woman happy ... for that you don't need a degree, you need pedigree

Itne bade hokar student ... disgusting

A student at this old age ... disgusting

Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

Exams are one to many, but father is mostly only one

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki

If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

It is my bad habit to pass in tough exams

Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta

Even if you do BA (Bachelor of Arts) twice ... then also you won't become a BABA (saint)

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

(You've studied till where?) ... Until 10 o'clock ... 9 o'clock the school started ... when one hour was over then the principal understood that I could hardly study nothing

Bina murga bane vidhya nahi aati

Knowledge does not come without becoming a chicken

Guru ko bada uska shishya banata hai

A student is the one who makes his teacher big

Itni choti hokar teacher ... amazing

A teacher at this small age ... amazing

Vidyarthi woh hote hai joh vidya ka arth nikaalte hai ... magar aap log toh vidya ki arthi nikaal rahe hai

Students are those who find out the meaning of knowledge ... but you guys are taking the life out of knowledge

X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega

Whether it is X square or X cube ... we will have to mug it up

Padhne likhne ke liye aksharon ki awaaz, unki banavat, shabdon ka matlab samajhna zaroori hai

To read and write it's important to understand the sound of words, how they are written and their meaning

Anpad ke pass padhe likhon ke sawaal ka jawab nahi hota

An uneducated person doesn't have the answer to the questions of an educated person

Aksar log school mein padhte hai aur padhate hai ... lekin bahut kam log hote hai joh apne aap mein school hote hai

Usually people learn and teach in school ... but there are very few people who are a school by themselves

Degree se sirf certificate milta hai ... akal nahi

A degree only gets you a certificate ... not the brains

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Are you hitting on me thinking I am a graduate?

Har koi degree diploma le, engineer banne koi zaroori nahi ... Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Zakir Hussain ko koi nahi poochta ... tumhari degree kya hai?

It is not necessary that everyone takes a degree or diploma and becomes an engineer ... no one asks Gavaskar, Tendulkar, Zakir Hussain ... what is your degree?

Pandhra saal ki padhai ke baad university yeh joh degree milne ka certificate deti hai na ... yeh naukri milne ka certificate nahi ... balki thokarein khane ka certificate hai

The certificate that the university gives us after studying for 15 years ... is not a certificate for a job ... instead it is a certificate for getting knocked around

Guru sirf gyan hi nahi deta ... balki agyan bhi door karta hai

A teacher not only gives knowledge ... but he also takes stupidity away