Food and drinks Dialogues

Aapke liye main zehar ko dhood ki tarah pee sakta hoon ... lekin apne khoon mein aapke liye dushmani ke keeday nahi paal sakta

For you I can drink poison as if it's milk ... but I cannot nurture the insects of enmity against you in my blood

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Every boy is like the bottle of soda ... instead of a mind they have a cap on the top

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

My mom says that, counting breads when you eat and people when you beat them ... is a very bad thing

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Agar sharaab dukhon ko mitta sakti ... toh har aadmi sharaabi ban jata

If alcohol could erase sadness ... then every person would become an alcoholic

Jab chahe chuna lagaye ragad ke khaye ... ab khud pe baat aayi toh kare hai hai ... arre bhoya pedh babool ka toh aam kahan se khaye

Whenever you wanted you duped and ate ... and you are crying now that it has come on you ... if you have sowed the seeds of an acacia tree then how can you get mangoes

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

Bhookha rehkar aadmi ek baar marta hai ... lekin udhaar ki roti khakar baar baar marta hai ... hazaar baar marta hai

With hunger a person dies only once ... but by eating food on credit a person dies many a times ... a thousand times

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

Today Bush dropped two dhokla's on Iraq

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

First he said ras, then he said gul, then he said le ... that way the ruthless broke the rasgulle (sweet) into pieces

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

On seeing you my body becomes hot like a sizzler ... melts like an ice cream ... boils like a boiled egg

Dil paya albela maine ... tabiyat meri rangeeli ... aaj khushi mein maine bhai yahan ... thodi si bhaang peeli

I have an unique heart ... my health is colourful ... today here in happiness ... I've drunk a little bhaang

Kangi ko narangi kahein ... bane dhoodh ko khoya ... chalti ko gaadi kahein ... dekh Kabira roya

He calls the comb as an orange ... boiled milk as thickened milk ... he calls anything moving as a car ... look Kabira is crying

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

Aurat ganne ka ras nikalne waali machine ki tarah hai ... joh mard ko khokla bana deti hai

A woman is like a sugarcane juice machine ... who squeezes a man totally dry

Main khata hoon vegetarian aur kaam karta hoon non-vegetarian

I eat vegetarian but I do non-vegetarian work

Saanp ki aulad ko kitna bhi dhood pilao ... aasteen ka saanp hi rehta hai

No matter how much milk you feed to a snakelet ... he always stays under the arm

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai

It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol

Mera maatha garam hai, doodh ki tarah ubal jaata hoon ... aaj ubloonga nahi ... phatoonga

My brain is hot and I boil like milk ... but today I won't boil ... I will blast

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well