Food and drinks Dialogues

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

On seeing you my body becomes hot like a sizzler ... melts like an ice cream ... boils like a boiled egg

Aurat ganne ka ras nikalne waali machine ki tarah hai ... joh mard ko khokla bana deti hai

A woman is like a sugarcane juice machine ... who squeezes a man totally dry

Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi

So many bullets will get fired in your ass ... that you'll even have to eat food lying on your stomach

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Agar sharaab dukhon ko mitta sakti ... toh har aadmi sharaabi ban jata

If alcohol could erase sadness ... then every person would become an alcoholic

Aaj raqeeb ko pila di hai tune sharaab ... un dekhna usse kaise nikalti hai aag

Today you have made your caretaker drink alcohol ... now watch how fire comes out of him

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge

We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

Apna desh phir bhi apna desh hota hai ... aur apna khana, apna khana hota hai

Our country is still our country ... and our food, is our food

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

First he said ras, then he said gul, then he said le ... that way the ruthless broke the rasgulle (sweet) into pieces

Mera maatha garam hai, doodh ki tarah ubal jaata hoon ... aaj ubloonga nahi ... phatoonga

My brain is hot and I boil like milk ... but today I won't boil ... I will blast

Dil paya albela maine ... tabiyat meri rangeeli ... aaj khushi mein maine bhai yahan ... thodi si bhaang peeli

I have an unique heart ... my health is colourful ... today here in happiness ... I've drunk a little bhaang

Bahu, bahu ... apne guni haathon se chawal bana do, saath mein daal ... chaar paanch parathe ... aur do ek sabzi ... zyada kasht mat uthana

Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law ... with your gifted hands make rice and with that daal ... 4 to 5 parathe ... and 1 or 2 cooked vegetables ... don't trouble yourself more

Jis tarah dane dane pe khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... bilkul ussi tarah har sikke pe paane waale ka naam bhi likha hota hai

Like on every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... just like that on every coin is written the name of the person who will get it

Aapke liye main zehar ko dhood ki tarah pee sakta hoon ... lekin apne khoon mein aapke liye dushmani ke keeday nahi paal sakta

For you I can drink poison as if it's milk ... but I cannot nurture the insects of enmity against you in my blood

Charon taraf dekhte hai toh har baat mein khot aur milavat ... nal ka pani pejiye toh us mein dawai ki milavat hai, saans lijiye toh hawa mein millon ke dhuan ki milavat hai, agar khana khaiye toh roti ke aate mein mitti ki milavat hai ... charon taraf har baat mein jhoot hai ... dua mein, salaam mein, pyar mein, nafrat mein, gusse mein ... sab mein jhoot hai

When you look everywhere then there is cheating and adulteration ... if you drink tap water then it's adulterated with medicine, if you breath then it's adulterated with the smoke from the factories, if you eat food then the flour of the bread is adulterated with mud ... there is lies everywhere and in everything ... in a prayer, in a salute, in love, in hatred, in anger ... there is lies in everything

Joh khave maari dal, badal jave uki chaal ... main aaisi banao kadhi, haath mein lag jaye hathkadi ... joh khave maari roti, dhatke khele goti

One who drinks my lentil soup, changes his style ... I make such good kadhi, that there will be handcuffs in your hand ... one who eats my bread, plays marbles well

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar

Porridge has four friends ... curd, papadum, pepper, pickle

Main khata hoon vegetarian aur kaam karta hoon non-vegetarian

I eat vegetarian but I do non-vegetarian work

Haraam ki daulat, zabardasti ka pyar aur ganda badbudar khana ... in teeno ka ek hi hashar hona chahiye ... inhe uthakar kachre ke dabbe mein phek dena chahiye

Unlawful wealth, forceful love and dirty stinky food ... these three things must be treated in one way only ... they must be picked up and thrown in a thrash can

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai

It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol