Husband and wife Dialogues

Tum patiyon ke liye shaadi ek hadsa hoga ... lekin hum patniyon ke liye shaadi ek haseen hadsa hai

Marriage may be an incident for husbands ... but marriage is a beautiful incident for wife's

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Achche pati mein achcha dost shayad na mile ... lekin achche dost mein achcha pati zaroor milta hai

May be you will not find a good friend in a good husband ... but you will definitely find a good husband in a good friend

Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein

Other than a wife, everything old has a value in today's time

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... you are worrying about me, as if you are my wife

Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

If we ask for sex from our wife then we're beggars ... if we don't give her sex then we're cruel ... and if we somehow hack our way into attaining sex from her then we're rapist as well

Aashiq ko apni mehbooba ki sab adayein pasand hoti hai ... aur mard ko apni biwi ki saadgi

A lover likes all the styles of his love ... and a husband likes the simplicity in his wife

Agar ek biwi chali gayi toh doosri biwi mil sakti hai ... chattees saas sasure mil sakte hai ... magar ek sacha dost nahi mil sakta hai

If a wife leaves then you can get another one ... you can get 36 in-laws ... but you can't find a true friend

Jis tarah parayi biwi apne ghar mein laane se apni nahi ho jaati na ... ussi tarah paraya music apne desh mein bajane se apna nahi ho jaata hai

Just like by bringing a stranger's wife in your house, she doesn't become yours ... just like that by playing foreign music in our country, it doesn't become ours

Pati ke liye patni punya ka saathi hoti hai

A wife is a companion of virtue for a husband

Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi

This habit will not go away now ... she is like a wife who will stay together and trouble, and also won't give a divorce

Is Madhuri ke saath ek do teen karne ka mauka mile na ... toh koi ek kya, do teen biwiyon ko bhi dokha dede

If I get a chance to do 1, 2, 3 (dance) with this Madhuri ... then forget one, I'll even cheat two or three wives

Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai

Someone's husband is a doctor, someone's husband is a contractor ... my husband is a calculator

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

Yeh joh miya biwi ka rishta hota hai na, yeh Allah miya ne kache dhaage se baanda hai ... gaant baand baand ke chaloge toh reh jaata hai ... aur jahan gaant khuli toh baat khatam

God has tied the relationship between a husband and a wife with thin thread ... it works well if you move along tying knots ... and the moment a knot opens up then everything ends

Jab tak khud ki Sita ka haran nahi hota ... koi aadmi Ram nahi banta

Until your own wife is kidnapped ... till that time a husband doesn't turn into Lord Rama

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Both of them found an auspicious moment ... and decided to get divorced

Jab tak biwi aur TV colourful na ho toh maza hi nahi aata

It is no fun until the wife and the TV are both colorful

Ladki ki maang tab khoobsurat hoti hai ... jab uska pati us mein sindoor bhar deta hai

The hair parting of a girl looks good ... when her husband fills vermilion in it

Stree ka bhagya muskurata hai toh tum jaisa pati milta hai

When the destiny of a woman smiles then she gets a husband like you