Husband and wife Dialogues

Pehli baar jana ki chudi bhari kalaiyon ka matlab suhaag hota hai ... pehli baar jana ki subah ghar se nikle mard ke lautte kadamo ki aahat sunane ki koshish ko intezar kehte hai ... pehli baar jana ki biwi kehlane se hi aurat ke jism mein rooh padti hai

For the first time I understood that a wrist full of bangles means to be married ... for the first time I understood that trying to listen to the footsteps of a man returning back home is called as waiting ... for the first time I understood that only when a woman is called a wife, a soul enters her body

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

Bada pyara hai pyare yeh ladki ka chakkar ... nahi mili toh shayar, mil gayi toh shohar

Running behind a girl is a lovely thing ... you become a poet if you don't achieve her, or you become a husband if you achieve her

Kunwari ladki ek patang ki tarah hoti hai ... joh shaadi se pehle apni marzi se khuli hawa mein idhar udhar udhti phirti hai ... lekin phir kismat ki patang se pech ladta hai ... aur woh katkar apne pati ki aangan mein aa girti hai

An unmarried girl is like a kite ... who before marriage flies here and there as she wishes in the open air ... but then she battles with the kite of destiny ... and then she gets cut off and falls into the courtyard of her husband

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

My wife turned out to be a BMW ... "Betrayful My Wife"

Pita ka hukum manna beti ka farz hai ... lekin patni ko pati se alag rehne ka hukum agar bhagwan bhi de ... toh usse bhi thukra dena patni ka dharam hai

It is the duty of a daughter to obey her father's order ... but even if God gives an order to a wife to stay away from her husband ... then it is the religion of the wife to reject that order

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Duty aur biwi mein khaas farak nahi hota ... dono ki maang mein laali bharni padti hai

There is not much of a difference between duty and a wife ... since you have to fill the colour red on both of their foreheads

Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife ... saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... bloody he is not picking up the phone, when his wife is calling

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Is she your wife or the chutney with potato fritter ... just like the chutney keeps flowing in every plate and sticks to every potato fritter ... just like that your wife has a boyfriend on every station

Tension nahi lena chahiye ... apne husbands ko tension dena chahiye

You shouldn't take any tension ... you should give tension to your husband

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife

Aap humre pati hai ... parmeshwar banne ka bhool mat ki jiye

You are my husband ... don't make the mistake of being my god

Kehte hai shaadi mein agar pyar banaye rakhna hai toh do cheezein bahut zaroori hoti hai ... pati ki haar aur heeron ka haar

It is said that if you want to maintain the love in a marriage then two things are very important ... a husbands defeat and a necklace of diamonds

My would be wife ... yeh lo knife ... kaato yeh cake aur bacha lo is bhooke ki life

My would be wife ... here is the knife ... cut this cake and save the life of this hungry person

Pati ka mann jeetne ke liye stri ka jhukna hi stri ki jeet hai

A woman bowing down to win her husband's heart is victory for the woman

Aadmi ke marne ke baad biwi bewa hoti hai ... rakhail nahi

A man's wife becomes a widow when he dies ... his mistress doesn't

Pati patni ke rishtey mein sorry aur thank you ki koi jagah nahi hoti

There is no space for sorry and thank you in a husband wife relationship

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... my engine failed after seeing my wife

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

A wife is a strange riddle ... the whole year she troubles her husband and doesn't let him live ... and then she keeps the auspicious fast and wishes for his long life