Marriage and wedding Dialogues

Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon

I am a slightly romantic person ... and I have stopped flirting after marriage ... that's why I live around by romancing with my wife

Jab kashti jawani ke kinare par aa jaye ... toh wahan aadmi nayi awaazon se pyar karne lag jaata hai ... wahan usse shaadi ke baaje sunai dete hai ... phir usse pichle kinare ki awaazon ka khayal nahi karna chahiye

When a boat reaches the shores of youth ... then over there a person starts to fall in love with new voices ... over there he hears the wedding bells ... and then he should not think about the voices of the previous shores

Kismat hamare saath hai, uske haathon mein apna haath hai, chand chakori ki mulaqat hai, premi ko mili daulat ki saugat hai, lekin is baat mein bhi ek baat hai, shaadi ke baad main aapse poochunga daddy ... aapki kya aukaat hai?

Luck is with us, my hand is in her hand, the bird and the moon are meeting, the lover has got a gift of money, but in this thing there is also a thing, and after marriage I'll ask you daddy ... what is your status?

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Sister-in-law whether you treat me as your own or not ... I have come to you as a wedding gift

Jaldi jaldi shaadi karo aur phir aaram aaram se pachtao

Get married quickly and then repent it slowly

Log kehte hai ki shaadi ke baad zimmedari badh jaati hai ... asli zimmedari toh saali divorce ke baad badhti hai ... yeh koi nahi batata

People say that responsibilities increase after marriage ... but the real responsibilities increase after a divorce ... and bloody no one says that

Kis lallu se meri behen ne pallu bandha ... ek number ke ullu se ghar waalon ne rishta maanga

Which crazy person did my sister marry ... my family members asked a high quality fool for his hand

Shaadi ke do golden rules yaad rakho ... rule no. 1 aaisa kuch mat karo jisse tumhare partner ko dukh ho ... rule no. 2 agar karo bhi toh kisi ko pata mat lagne do

Remember the two golden rules of marriage ... rule no.1 don't do anything that will make your partner sad ... rule no. 2 even if you do something then don't let anyone come to know about it

Aurat ka ek bar jab byah ho jaata hai na ... toh uska naya janam hota hai

Once a woman gets married ... then she is born again

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy

Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

After marriage a man doesn't remain a man ... he turns into an ATM machine ... enter your request and remove money

Yeh rang birange phoolon ke haar ka sehra hai, yeh Amal aur Rajni ke pyar ka sehra hai ... kitni khushi ki hai ghadi kaisi pyari baat ... aaj Rajni ke dwar aayi Amal ki baraat ... nazaren milke jhuk rahi hai haathon mein hai haath ... aaj se do jan rahenge milke ek saath ... yeh do dilon ke taaron ki jhankar ka sehra hai, yeh Amal aur Rajni ke pyar ke sehra hai

This is a headdress made from a garland of colourful flowers, this is a headdress of the love of Amal aur Rajni ... it's the time of happiness and such a lovely thing ... that Amal's wedding procession has come to the door of Rajni ...with their hand in hand their eyes are connecting and then looking down ... from today two people will live together as one ... this is a headdress of the jingle of the stars of two hearts, this is a headdress of the love of Amal aur Rajni

Main samajhti thi ki shaadi do insaano mein hoti hai ... lekin tumhare pitaji se pata chala ki shaadi ek insaan ki doosre insaan ke saath nahi ... ek bank balance ki doosre bank balance ke saath, ek haisiyat ki doosre haisiyat ke saath, ek rutbe ki doosre rutbe ke saath hoti hai

I used to think that a marriage happens between two people ... but I learnt from your father that one person doesn't marry another person ... a bank balance marries another bank balance, a capacity marries another capacity, a status marries another status

You're like if Rajinikanth, Jackie Chan ke saath shaadi karta ... aur uska joh beta hota na woh James Bond ke saath shaadi karta ... toh uska joh beta hota na tu usse bhi bada player hota

You're like if Rajinikanth married Jackie Chan ... and if their son married James Bond and if they had a son ... then you'll be an even bigger player than him

Mujhe tumse tumhari cash value ke liye nahi tumhari apni value ke liye shaadi karni hai ... tumhari friendship ki value, tumhari beauty ki value, tumhari hassi ki value

I want to marry you not for your cash value, but for your own value ... for the value of your friendship, for the value of your beauty, for the value of your laughter

Shaadi tann ke bandhan se pehle mann ka bandhan hota hai

Marriage is a bond of hearts before it is a bond of the bodies

Shaadi mein sirf do jism nazdeek nahi aate ... unki aatmaon ka bhi milan hota hai

In a marriage not only two bodies come near ... but their souls also unite

Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai

Whenever we have to go for a wedding ... then I have to tell my wife atleast a couple of days ahead of time ... she takes so much time to get ready that ... instead of the wedding we end up reaching on the birthday of the couple's 1st child

Joh modhi bidaai pe roke na aaye ... woh sasural mein sabne rulaye

A bride who doesn't cry on the wedding ritual of her farewell ... she'll make everyone cry in her in-laws house

Angrez log jab hamari shaadi dikhate hai toh usse bolte hai "Monsoon Wedding" ... aur jab Hindustani log shaadi dikhate hai toh usko bolte hai "Soon-Soon Wedding" ... iska matlab chat mangni pat wedding

When the Englishmen show our wedding they call it "Monsoon Wedding" ... and when Indians show the wedding they call it "Soon-Soon Wedding" ... which means quick engagement and quick wedding