Marriage and wedding Dialogues

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Looks like there is no wedding ring in my destiny ... just suffering

Pyar bhagwan hai ... lekin saath yeh bhi kahoongi, ki pyar mein joh shaadi na kare ... woh shaitan hai

Love is god ... but along with that I'll say that, the one who doesn't get married in love ... is a devil

Shaadi salwar kameez ke suit ki tarah hoti hai ... khareedne se pehle try karna chahiye yeh dekhne ke liye ki suit kitni hoti hai

Marriage is like a salwar kameez dress ... before buying it you should try it to see how much does it suit you

Hamare yahan shaadi ka bandhan sirf pati patni ke beech nahi hota ... poore parivar ke saath hota hai

In our place the bond of marriage is not only between the husband and the wife ... it's between the entire families

Beti toh hoti hi hai patang ki tarah ... shaadi ke pehle apne chatt par udhti hai ... aur shaadi ke baad dor kisi aur ke haath mein

A daughter is just like a kite ... before marriage she flies on her terrace ... and after marriage her string goes into someone else's hand

Woh shaadi hi kya teri dawat nahi jis mein ... aur woh aag hi kya teri soorat nahi jis mein

What good is a wedding that doesn't invite you for the feast ... and what good is the fire that doesn't have your face in it

Nahi dalenge hum haath izzat pe tumhari ... pehnayenge mangalsutra yahi khwaish hai hamari

I won't raise my hand on your honour ... but it's my wish to make you wear a wedding necklace

Shaadi se bada hadsa hua nahi hai aaj tak insaan ke saath

To date there hasn't been a tragedy bigger than marriage with a human

Shaadi karne ka sirf ek hi faiyda hai ... ki agar aadmi markar narak mein bhi jaaye ... toh lagta hai swarg mein aa gaya

There is only one advantage of getting married ... that even if a person goes to hell after dying ... then it feels like heaven

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

Shaadi actually bilkul chicken masale ki tarah hai ... table pe sajane se pehle chak lo ... toh pata chal jaata hai ki chicken kitna naram hai aur kitna garam

Marriage is just like chicken masala ... if you taste it before putting it on the table ... then you come to know how soft and warm the chicken is

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd

Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi

Only one friend was left, and now even he is getting married ... with me every girl is running away from the wedding, and that's called as destruction

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

The true color of men is known after marriage ... before marriage they are everywhere in the train, bus, crowd ... and after marriage they feel shy even to hug you

Shaadi koi chand dino ki mauj masti nahi hai ... poori zindagi ka khel hai

Marriage is not a funny thing played for a few days ... it is a game played for the entire life

Shaadi ke baad love story shuru nahi hoti ... khatam ho jaati hai

A love story doesn't start after marriage ... as a matter of fact it ends

Hindustan mein sirf teen hi cheezein chalti hai ... films, cricket aur shaadiyan

In India there are only 3 things that are a hit ... films, cricket and weddings

Shaadi do jismon ka mel nahi ... do aatmaon ka milan hai

Marriage is not the union of two bodies ... it's the union of two souls

Janam tera is duniya mein kabhi nahi hoga ... main shaadi nahi karoonga, tu paida kaise hoga?

You will never be born in this world ... because I won't get married, so how will you be born?

Shakal se shaadi-shuda aur harkaton se divorcee lagte ho

You look married from your face but your actions are that of a divorcee