Marriage and wedding Dialogues

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Insaan ko usse shaadi nahi karni chahiye, jisse woh pyar karta ho ... balki usse shaadi karni chahiye, joh usse pyar karta ho

A person should not marry someone whom he loves ... instead a person should marry someone who loves him

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Marriage is the end of love

Shaadi sirf jism ka rishta nahi hai ... mann ka milan hai, aatma ka rishta hai

Marriage is not only a relationship of the body ... it is the union of the heart and the relationship of the soul

Shaadi ek vishvas hai, pyar hai ... ek vachan hai joh hum ek doosre ko dete hai

Marriage is trust, is love ... it is one promise that we give to each other

Yeh saath pheron ka bandhan nahi hai ... vachan ka bandhan hai ... joh mujhe mitta toh sakta hai ... lekin toot nahi sakta

This is not a bond of marriage ... this is a bond of promise ... which can erase me ... but it cannot break

Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai

Every man should definitely get married atleast once ... because a married man goes straight to heaven ... (how) ... since he has already been through hell

Yeh modern shaadi hai ... court mein jake dastakhat karo shaadi, dastakhat karo talaak ... woh din bhi door nahi ki dastakhat karte hi bache pehda ho jayenge

This is a modern marriage ... by signing in the court you can get married, by signing you can get a divorce ... that day is not far away when children will be born just by signing

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

If the gas is over then burn the grill ... why should we have the wedding in the city when the bridegroom is next to us

Jaise taise taalo isse ... lula landa jahan koi mil jaaye haath peele karo, nikalo isse

Ignore her in anyway ... whoever you find lame or crippled, get her married to him and throw her out

Choriyon ko jahan bhi proposal ka andesha ho ... unhe do hi jagah nazar aati hai ... courtroom aur washroom ... courtroom se shaadi ho jaati hai aur washroom se azaadi

Wherever girls sense the intention of a proposal ... they only look for two places ... courtroom and washroom ... in the courtroom they can get married and from the washroom they can run away

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan yeh misaalen hai bhagwan ki ... insaano ki agar deni hai misaal toh dena Shaadi No. 1 ki

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan are examples of gods ... but if you want to give an example of humans then give of Marriage No. 1

Shaadi aurat ko majboot bana deti hai aur mard ko kamzor

Marriage makes a woman strong and a man weak

Har shayara ko shaadi kar leni chahiye ... shohar achcha mile toh zindagi achchi kat jaati hai ... na mile toh shayari achchi ho hi jaati hai

Every poetess should get married ... if you get a good husband then life is well spent ... if not, then atleast your poetry improves

Shaadi ke baad ladki ka surname badalta hai ... par tumhari toh kismat hi badali hui lagti hai

After marriage the family name of a girl changes ... but it looks like your whole destiny has changed

Shaadi ek mango ki tarah hoti hai ... waqt se pehle pak jaye toh baad mein ras ke bajaye aachaar banana padta hai

Marriage is like a mango ... if it ripes before time then later instead of pulp you have to make pickle

Yeh meri tarah bewakoof todhi hai joh shaadi ke chakkar mein phas jaye ... yeh toh sirf chakkar chalana janta hai

He is not foolish like me that he will get lost in the circle of marriage ... he only knows how to have fun

Kya? ... love marriage

What? ... love marriage

Aag joh dil mein lagi hai, usse duniya mein laga doonga main ... joh teri doli uthi, zamaane ko jalaa doonga main

The fire that is burning in my heart, I will spread that in the world ... if you get married, I will burn the era

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

She'll be your sister-in-law and I will get married