Money Dialogues

Insaan ki zindagi ka sirf ek hi maqsad reh gaya hai ... daulat, daulat aur daulat

There is only one purpose left in the life of a human ... money, money and money

Aadmi ke do haath toh hote hai magar neta banane ke baad ... ek haath ekdum lamba aur ek haath ekdum chota ho jaata hai ... woh lambe haath se vote kheenchta hai aur chote haath se note deta hai

A person does have two hands but after becoming a politician ... one hand becomes very long and the other hand becomes very short ... with the long hand he pulls the votes and with the short hand he gives away money

Dhanwan logon ke jeevan mein aaram toh hai ... lekin vishram nahi hai

Wealthy people have comforts in their life ... but they don't have relaxation

Paisa hi aapka dharm hai ... aur bazaar aapki morality

Money is your religion ... and the market is your morality

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

Main paanch lakh ka sauda karne aaya hoon ... aur meri jeb mein paanch phooti kaudiyaan bhi nahin hai

I have come to make a deal of 5 lakhs ... and I don't even have 5 pennies in my pocket

Dil ki gali bahut choti hoti hai ... us mein yah toh paisa reh sakta hai, yah pyar

The lane of the heart is very small ... in it either money can stay, or love

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota

If you want good merchandize ... then you need to shed good money

Hamare business ka ek ussool hai ... ke rupiya do toh ginn ke do, rupiya lo toh ginn ke lo

There is one rule in our business ... that count the money when you give, and count the money when you take

Sharaab aur daulat in do cheezon ka nasha aaisa hi hota hai ... ki jisse insaan gir hi jaata hai

Alcohol and money, the intoxication from these two things ... is such that a person falls down

Bahut sasti ho chuki ho tum ... tumhe dene ke liye hamare paas chillar bhi nahin hai

You have become very cheap ... I don't even have lose change to give you

Shohrat jitna deti hai ... usse kahin zyada humse cheen leti hai

Whatever wealth gives us ... it snatches much more from us

Daulat ki mandi mein kanoon hamare isharon par kathputli ki tarah naachta hai ... aur insaaf hum karte hai, hum

In the market of money the law dances like a puppet on my indications ... and I do the justice, I do it

Sirf run mat banaoo ... paise bhi banaoo

Don't make runs only ... make money also

Daulat gareebi ki taraf dosti ka haath toh bada sakti hai ... magar usse gale lagate hue hich-kichati hai

Money can brings it's hand forward towards poverty for friendship ... but it hesitates to give it a hug

Ramchandra keh gaye Natwar se aaisa kalyug aayega ... dance bar mein raas rachega, casino mein lut jayega

Lord Ram said to Natwar that such an age of vice will come ... where you'll dance in the dance bar, and you'll lose in the casino

Ek middle class aadmi kabhi paise nahi kamata ... sirf izzat kamata hai

A middle class person never makes money ... he only makes respect

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Kanoon kehta hai ki karz agar purana ho jaye ... toh usse chukane ki koi zaroorat nahi

The law states that if the loan becomes old ... then there is no need to repay that

Joh log paisa kamakar apna imaan gavah dete hai ... woh daulat hote hue bhi fakiron se battar hai

People who lose their honesty when they make money ... they are worse than the poor even with the money