Comedy Dialogues

Makkari ki mitti se janam lene waale gaddari ke paude

You traitorous plant born from the mud of deceitfulness

Maike se aaja biwi, teri yaad mein ho gayi TB ... main kheer samajhkar kha loonga, teri jooti bhi teri gaali bhi

Oh my wife come back from your father's house, I'm having TB (tuberculosis) remembering you ... I'll even bear your shoes and curses, thinking it is a dessert

Tu idiot box dekh dekh ke idiot jaisi baatein karti hai

You talk like an idiot after watching the idiot box (TV) to much

Tera husn meri taqat, teri tezzi meri himmat ... is sangam se joh aulad pehda hogi ... yun samajh aulad nahi faulad hogi

Your body is my strength, your speed is my courage ... and the child that will be born with this union ... will be of steel, not just a child

Jab aap log zindagi ki mauj mein the ... tab hum fauj mein the

When you guys were having fun in life ... at that time I was in the military

Kamine ka bhai kutta kamina hota hai

The brother of a scoundrel is called a bloody scoundrel

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Chote mote gunaah karoge toh aaise hi kanoon se darte rahoge ... bade gunaah karoge toh bade bade logon ke saath naam judh jayega, TV par interview honge aur badi badi magazino ke cover page par aaoge ... press tumhe hero bana degi

If you commit small crimes then you'll always fear the law ... but if you commit big crimes then your name will connect with big people, your interview will come on the TV and you'll be on the cover page of big magazines ... the press will make you a hero

Zevar toh ladkiyon ka gehna hai ... aur yahan ladke pehan ke ghoomte hai

Earrings are jewelry for girls ... and here boys are wearing it and roaming around

London ... bebe Punjab jaisa hi hai ... bus farak aina hai ki London mein Punjabi zyada hai

London ... mom its just like Punjab ... the only difference is that there are more Punjabi's in London

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

Shaadi aur kuch sikhaye na sikhaye ... acting karna sikha deti hai

Marriage may teach you a few things ... but it definitely teaches you how to act

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

I don't trust the Indians ... (sorry) ... exactly

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Your idea sounds very good when we hear it for the first time ... but then our underwears come out

Joh hamari baat nahi maanta ... main usse singh maarke Singapore bana deta hoon

Whoever doesn't listen to us ... I hit him with horns and turn him into Singapore

Kyun ki mera colour black hai, kaleja black hai aur uske andar ka khoon bhi black hai ... is liye main tujhe blackmail kar raha hoon

Because my (skin) colour is black, my heart is black and the blood inside it is also black ... that's why I'm blackmailing you

Bhai bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan!

Very good brother, very good, very good!

Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau

Whether the price of petrol is 80, 90 or even 100 ... a lot of cars come on the road at 9 o'clock

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Everyone believes in god completely ... and everyone has a samosa (snack) of hope in their heart

When jatt full tight ... is full right

When a Sikh is drunk ... then he is completely right