Comedy Dialogues

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Just like there is thickened milk in sweets ... just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance ... just like that I will serve brother Bali

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Bootiyan nochne waala geedar ... gala phadne se sher nahin ban jaata

A jackal who chews bones ... does not become a tiger by shouting

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad

Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed

Baatein karodo ki aur dakshina kaudiyo ki

You talk about crores and you remunerate hardly anything

Blessing in disguise ... makes man healthy, wealthy and wise

Blessing in disguise ... makes man healthy, wealthy and wise

Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo

Oh brother do laugh at times

I don't know what is this funda ... once my heart was so thanda ... jab paas aayi yeh hottie ... now love is god, I am uska banda

I don't know what is this fundamental ... as once my heart was so cold ... but when this hottie came close to me ... since then love is god and I am her man

Zindagi bhar zillat ke tukdon par palte palte hamari haalat us apahij ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas chalne ke liye baisakhi toh hai ... par usse pakadne ke liye haath nahi

After living our entire life on the pieces of humiliation our condition has become like that of a handicap person ... who has the crutches to walk ... but he doesn't have the hands to hold them

Is boyfriend ko usne pehle se bhi zyada lift diya aur pehle se bhi zyada bada gift diya

She has giving this boyfriend more lift and a much bigger gift than the previous one

Hai hai meri kismat phutti ... budhe par phir neend ki bijli tooti

Oh lord my luck is bad ... the old man is feeling sleepy again

Tera bhi jawaab nahi uparwaale ... chokri na mili, naukri mil gayi ... stree na mili, istree mil gayi

God you're great ... I didn't find a girl, but I found a job ... I didn't find a woman, but I found an iron

Satyam, shivam, sundaram ... policesam, arrestam, andarham

Think about truth, godliness and beauty ... forget it since the police is coming to arrest you and take you into captivity

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota

If you want good merchandize ... then you need to shed good money

Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai

Were you born in a train? ... since you are always seen running around like the Rajdhani Express

Thukai aur kamai mein ek se zyada zariya hona bahut zaroori hai ... varna khud ki thukti hai

When it comes to hammering and income you should have more than one way ... otherwise you yourself will get hammered

Aurat jab ho jaye khunkhar ... kha jaye sari duniya maare na dhakaar

When a woman turns ferocious ... she eats the whole world and doesn't even burp

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

If you can tell me what to wear then why is it that when I tell you the same ... it becomes an issue of equality, liberty, individuality, freedom and sovereignty

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Hey you shaky person, don't move a lot ... and listen properly to what I am saying