Comedy Dialogues

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Hey you shaky person, don't move a lot ... and listen properly to what I am saying

Ek naari se itno ko pyar ... do shikaar ek chowkidar

So many people love a single woman ... two of them are preys and one is a watchman

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Whether the police is real or fake ... bloody it always comes late

Jiske seene mein dil nahi usse dil ki bemaari kaise ho sakti hai?

One who doesn't have a heart, how can he get a heart attack?

Yeh Punjab hai Punjab ... yahan pehle goli marte hai ... phir shayad laash se kuch baat karlein

This is Punjab, Punjab ... here first they shoot ... then may be they will talk with the dead body

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Chalo utho ... abhi tumhe bahut pitna hai

Come on get up ... you still have to be thrashed a lot

Majnu aur Romeo ko agar naukri doondni padti na ... toh pata chalta ki pyar karna bada aasaan hai ... naukri doondna bahut mushkil

If Majnu and Romeo had to find a job ... then they would have realized that loving is more easy ... and finding a job is very difficult

Saaf sutre kapde, saaf sutre dimaag ki nishaani hai ... aur saaf sutra dimaag, saaf sutra samaaj ki nishaani hai

Clean clothes are the signs of a clean mind ... and a clean mind is the sign of a clean society

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Tum pehda hi chalu huye the ... yah bade hoke koi infection lagi thi

Were you born this smart ... or did you get an infection when you grew up

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart

Mumbai shehar ki har bimaari hum mein dekh kar bhaag jati hai

Every sickness of Mumbai city runs away after seeing me

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

Chicken and chicks ... are the two "Meows" of life

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Where is this smell of perfume coming from?

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

There is only one difference between marriage and war ... in a marriage you can sleep with your enemy at night

Mera jaisa chocolate hero action thodi na karega ... entry maroonga late, tab tak action karega mera duplicate

A chocolate hero like me won't do action ... I'll enter late, and until then my duplicate will do the action

Asli hai asli ... pachaas tola, pachaas tola ... kitna, pachaas tola

It is real ... 50 tolas, 50 tolas ... how much, 50 tolas

Kaun bewakoof hoga, joh aapka mazaak uda karke apne mazaak ka mazaak udayega

Who will be a fool, who will make fun of his fun after making fun of you

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

We should make a statue of the person who invented alcohol