Comedy Dialogues

Agar mohabbat ka mausam theek nahi raha toh yeh apne apne ghar jayenge ... aur agar mohabbat ka mausam theek raha toh phir yeh gana gayenge

If the weather of romance is not good then they will go to their own houses ... and if the weather of romance is good then they will sing a song

Love marriage mein aadmi khud apni marzi se kuaye ke andhar jaata hai ... arranged marriage mein aadmi ka pura khandaan usko kuaye ke andhar dhakel deta hai ... lekin jaata toh kuaye mein hi hai

In love marriage a man goes into the well at his own wish ... in arranged marriage the man's full family throws him into the well ... but no matter what the man goes in the well

Saala badsurato ko hamesha achcha maal mil jaata hai

Bloody the ugly people always get the good stuff

Kya cool cool ... namakool!

What cool cool ... you waste!

Itne saare log aur itni kam akal

So many people and such less brains

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Do you want the Dundee daddy to spank you on your bums

Jab chahe chuna lagaye ragad ke khaye ... ab khud pe baat aayi toh kare hai hai ... arre bhoya pedh babool ka toh aam kahan se khaye

Whenever you wanted you duped and ate ... and you are crying now that it has come on you ... if you have sowed the seeds of an acacia tree then how can you get mangoes

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free corns ... are pushing a stick inside me

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

When a man goes through a bad time ... then even if he is sitting on a camel ... then to a dog bites him

Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar

Don't fire the broken arrow of words from the bow of your mouth

Hamare desh mein ... kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai

In our country ... to look for a job is also a job

Hamari yaadash achchi bhi hai aur tezz bhi hai

My memory is good and also sharp

Gussa aadmi se bahut kuch karwata hai ... aur yeh joh love hai na love ... yeh sirf marwata hai

Anger makes a man do a lot of things ... but love ... only gets him killed

Sir loondry

Sir laundry

Bachon ke liye toy aur jawan ke liye enjoy ... must hai

Toys for kids and enjoyment for a young person ... both are a must

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Every father of a daughter thinks that his son-in-law will be like a diamond ... but you turned out to be a Kohinoor diamond who has slept with, who knows how many girls and how many times wearing Kohinoor condoms

Aata majhi latakli!

Now mine's hanging!

Joh kali dulhan bani hai woh chaman ki jaan hai ... par dahej joh kuch mila hai, jung ka samaan hai ... aap meri toop hai aur sasur captaan

The flower who has become a bride is the life of the garden ... but whatever I've got in dowry, is stuff of war ... you are my tank and my father-in-law is our captain

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

In the city of Delhi a man is still weak ... he can anytime be played on like drums

Character ho tum ... A1

You're a character ... of A1 quality